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@samarkandembers.bsky.social
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Irene she, mtf, australian, 23 furry art craft hobbyist (sewing, dyeing, etc) 18+ @samarkandembers on twitter tetrachromate on tumblr
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just reached my orchie saving goal because im lovely and awesome
samarkandembers.bsky.social
back in the day (middle byzantine period) if you got your balls cut off you could be the prime minister or lead an army against the caliphates and they might model the archangel michael off of you in a mosaic. once again, none of that shit now
samarkandembers.bsky.social
back in the day(paleolithic) they let you cut your balls off and be the moon seer and they'd pay you in fine agate axeheads and deer antler necklaces. now you need to pay 7k to get your balls cut off and you dont even get the other shit
samarkandembers.bsky.social
i do love them and their crunchiness i just think perhaps that shouldn't extend to Not Wearing Sunscreen
samarkandembers.bsky.social
ironically the Raj weren't *terrible* rulers beyond the entrenchment of caste and racism, they were just not very interested in fixing the damage enacted by their immediate predecessors
samarkandembers.bsky.social
going to india was insane because it legitimately still feels post apocalyptic. like so much of the country is just deeply deeply wounded and the amount of acculturation and prestige and loveliness that's been lost to the depredations of the EIC is incredible
samarkandembers.bsky.social
the good news is that a lot of my cousins have worse skin condition than me. there are advantages to being a gay nerd shutin it seems
samarkandembers.bsky.social
nothing will make you want to be killed sexually like being at someone else's wedding
samarkandembers.bsky.social
it's really funny how this just isn't emphasised at all in bjp ruled india atm because he was way too muslim for their tastes
samarkandembers.bsky.social
nothing will make you want to be killed sexually like being at someone else's wedding
samarkandembers.bsky.social
throws a tofu pup into your enclosure. is thrown into your enclosure
samarkandembers.bsky.social
tofu pup (meat substitute hot dog) ... great name for Me
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helldude.bsky.social
you could give an infinite number of reactionaries an infinite number of typewriters over an infinite timeline and they would never invent a sesame street
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helldude.bsky.social
the wave of weaponized nostalgia for 90s-style multiculturalism and political correctness is gonna hit different
samarkandembers.bsky.social
tofu pup (meat substitute hot dog) ... great name for Me
samarkandembers.bsky.social
basically every permutation of sexual desire is fraught and sorta evil so really if you want to ruin me and you're capable of *acknowledging* that then you're operating at a higher level of ethics by default
samarkandembers.bsky.social
i think in general if your sexuality is in a very neutral sense possessive and perhaps even veering into Really Likes Watching Prey Animals (for some reason :) ) territory then i think you gotta own that and not be self effacing about it
samarkandembers.bsky.social
Men Should Be Sinister (thoughtfully) But Kind...
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samarkandembers.bsky.social
cordoba circa 1000 ad/378 ah
samarkandembers.bsky.social
i think things are gonna just get worse indefinitely and i don't want to engage with it. i wanna be a puppy instead :D Yay
samarkandembers.bsky.social
really good touch with the fat forearms
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samarkandembers.bsky.social
sorry ladies ive never smucked a cigarette in my life and i was just insane that one time. im not actually that interesting
samarkandembers.bsky.social
whenever i post slightly embarassing furry art on twt im like oh nooo the acidic slightly too cool for me trans women who followed me back for crashing out too hard one time or another will see it and understand how cringe my soul is
samarkandembers.bsky.social
cordoba circa 1000 ad/378 ah