The special one has never been more correct

As much as we'd love footballers to love the clubs they play for, that's a rare thing. Paying a sport for a living is a transaction and your shelf life is limited!

Everyone who isn't a professional footballer or someone who spends a great deal of time with professional footballers usually has no idea what professional footballers' priorities are. Which is namely, making shit tons of money and playing in the biggest competitions—i.e., the UCL and World Cup.

The casual use of terms like "gestapo" to characterize Covid protocol, and yes, the yellow stars, boiled my blood like nothing else.

Kawhi try the Tom Sawyer drum solo challenge

and there i was thinking you only posted about hot dogs

This is a Tim Robinson soundbite

lmao probably! had no idea about any of it.

this is true of every world cup! it happens every time!

Anyone else shocked that the CEO of BlackRock (lmao) didn't ask Elon about CSAM on X? Anyone?!?

Walter definitely swilling some of his own urine

Musk says humanoid robots will likely be available to the public late next year. Here's Tesla's humanoid falling backwards and glitching out at a recent event in Miami.

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