If it’s anything other than this, it’s false advertising

See people usually complain that we try to send them a raw string via TCP/IP and want an API endpoint that returns JSON (despite being 10x slower than our current solution)

Also: weddings once the DJ’s off duty

This is because 80% of support issues are either "turn it off and back on again" or "RTFM"

Like they say in security: there’s no such thing as a backdoor just for the good guys

Like the only way to prevent nazis from having total control over what’s being put on the platform is to build it so that NOBODY can have total control over what’s on the platform

On second thought that’s a waste of a good cactus

Perhaps a roto-tiller

Something inanimate

A) I didn’t know the nazis coopted that

B) They can go fuck themselves with cacti

C) I’m surprisingly consistent in my “I am my target audience” stance on my posts

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D) (ง •̀_•́)ง

Nazis are wack and my shitty jokes are for me, not for likes

Wow so you hate boxes?

What’re those?!?! Clearly not standard issue

Really interested how the TikTok ban made it out of committee unaniously

At the time I was interested, had that information been declassified, we would have been able to get a sense of what they saw in committee that managed to get bipartisan support

But they didn’t

So I’m assuming it was dumb

So cool how you were able to make your pizza into the shape of a half roast chicken