SAM
SAM
@samdoerr.bsky.social
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social “WE HAD THAT INDIANA HOOSIER SYNERGY” - LinkedIn All Star Mendoza
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Malachi Boney
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 AM
“This is your body… without FIBER!” has been a running commentary on my grocery runs for the last decade

youtu.be/IkMPZ7WeDck
BANE OUTTAKES (Auralnauts extended edition)
YouTube video by Auralnauts
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 4:47 PM
January 7, 2026 at 1:11 AM
“Mystery Box!”
January 3, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Hell in a NIL
January 3, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Resting that bum ankle for a month really did wonders for his plant leg
January 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I hear the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social voicemail already
January 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
ACAB: all cops are bears in Busy Town
December 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
He double-clicked the ground so hard it reset his CPU and he rebooted as a good QB again
December 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
About the time I got to the history of American Chinese food, I realized you’re the star of your local bar trivia team
December 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
“We posted our plans for the rezoning of the public park as a parking garage on the city hall bulletin board for 1 month, as county law dictates.”

“Ma’am, no one has gone into city hall for anything other than a wedding license in 20 years. And no one has read a bulletin board since cell phones.”
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Him showing up 2/3rd of the way through Interstellar, being a cowardly shitheel, and then blowing himself up is a chefs kiss story arc
December 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Cannot read Al Michaels as anything other than ai michaels
December 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
They even have a wild antisemitism storyline with a star WR - truly a team for the moment
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
“Did AJ Brown just do an Antioch the Birthday Spider TD celebration?”
December 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
why can’t they just say it was a Subway sandwich? It was even in a Subway bag!
December 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
What is your opinion on Pace? It’s my favorite grocery store salsa.
December 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Mike Bobo. Mike Bobo? Mike bObO.
December 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
this is what I do with my dog when she gets too hyped and starts humping things
December 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM