Goddamn it fine I’ll watch it but only if we can discuss it on here like giddy schoolgirls

And I need such a promise in writing

Top of the hour news updates followed by bottom of the hour hon hon hon

I’m not even making fun of this, I sincerely believe it to be genius. I smile whenever I look at it and I am angry with myself not buying it on the spot

Every console I own, breaks down in the end

I believe in you, all is not yet lost

The Spider-Man Scream Meets Powerpuff Cave Story Gothic

Up all night to got lucky

Wait chicken tempura is okay in sushi shit grey area

Deep fried sushi is a fucking crime against nature

Idea: Super Mario Rimworld Odyssey

New concept: portable fan filled with vodka

Create a MIDI file of the song, distribute freely, turn the computers against each other

Anyway my only actionable message is: if you are reading about The Satin Blunderbuss or whatever and feel compelled to give it a curiosity listen, do not listen for more than like 10 seconds, else you risk adding an organic stream to their fake-stream tally & further encouraging this whole shitshow

Stop stop I can only follow you once there is no double following button that I can see

France? That’s where they grow them pi-not no-er grapes and such

“Throgmorton Fuck Machine” would be a good name for a band, like if u agree

He’s gonna doc yer up, what what

It’s a good time to be a Pauline fan where she isn’t straight up forgotten for twenty years

I’m doing my part!!