Sam Evans
@samevans25.bsky.social
Gay 🏳️🌈 Brit 🇬🇧 in NYC. I still have my British accent, please read all tweets in a British accent for full effect. Architect. he/him.
Summer is summering
August 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Summer is summering
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I would rather watch my own autopsy
Watch Ed Sheeran and Jimmy Fallon Cover Chappell Roan in N.Y. Subway Disguised as Emo Duo ‘Frat Poison’
Watch Ed Sheeran and Jimmy Fallon Cover Chappell Roan in N.Y. Subway Disguised as Emo Duo ‘Frat Poison’
Watch Ed Sheeran and Jimmy Fallon cover Chappell Roan's 'Pink Pony Club' and perform 'Azizam' in N.Y. subway disguised as emo duo 'Frat Poison.'
bit.ly
April 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I would rather watch my own autopsy
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Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
March 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
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Happy Birthday to my favorite gay British architect 😘
@samevans25.bsky.social
@samevans25.bsky.social
March 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Happy Birthday to my favorite gay British architect 😘
@samevans25.bsky.social
@samevans25.bsky.social
A lil Tuesday bloop from this weekend
March 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
A lil Tuesday bloop from this weekend
I think she missed me
March 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I think she missed me
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Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped.
American voters:
American voters:
a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .
ALT: a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .
media.tenor.com
March 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped.
American voters:
American voters:
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Daily task: ❌❌BOYCOTT AMAZON! ❌❌
This is a tough one I know but here are some other options!
✅ Costco.com ✅ Famers markets ✅ Thrivemarket.com
✅ CVS.com ✅ Trader Joe's ✅ Ulta.com
✅ Poshmark.com ✅ NewEgg.com ✅ Ikea.com
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#fuckjeffbezos 🖕
This is a tough one I know but here are some other options!
✅ Costco.com ✅ Famers markets ✅ Thrivemarket.com
✅ CVS.com ✅ Trader Joe's ✅ Ulta.com
✅ Poshmark.com ✅ NewEgg.com ✅ Ikea.com
Art by @trilemma.bsky.social - love it! 💙
Please SHARE‼️‼️
#fuckjeffbezos 🖕
February 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Daily task: ❌❌BOYCOTT AMAZON! ❌❌
This is a tough one I know but here are some other options!
✅ Costco.com ✅ Famers markets ✅ Thrivemarket.com
✅ CVS.com ✅ Trader Joe's ✅ Ulta.com
✅ Poshmark.com ✅ NewEgg.com ✅ Ikea.com
Art by @trilemma.bsky.social - love it! 💙
Please SHARE‼️‼️
#fuckjeffbezos 🖕
This is a tough one I know but here are some other options!
✅ Costco.com ✅ Famers markets ✅ Thrivemarket.com
✅ CVS.com ✅ Trader Joe's ✅ Ulta.com
✅ Poshmark.com ✅ NewEgg.com ✅ Ikea.com
Art by @trilemma.bsky.social - love it! 💙
Please SHARE‼️‼️
#fuckjeffbezos 🖕
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(GIANT KAIJU EMERGES IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN) ugh can we not? sorta got a lot going on rn
February 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
(GIANT KAIJU EMERGES IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN) ugh can we not? sorta got a lot going on rn
I’m just trying to read a GOD DAMN ARTICLE I HATE IT HERE
February 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I’m just trying to read a GOD DAMN ARTICLE I HATE IT HERE
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Five years ago this week.
Kushner Promises Israel Plan Will Relocate All Palestinians To Generous Swath Of Mediterranean Sea
WASHINGTON—Claiming that the proposal represented a “realistic two-state solution,” Jared Kushner held a press conference Wednesday to make assurances that the administration’s Israel plan would reloc...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Five years ago this week.
Just canceled my NYTimes subscription. Time to support independent media.
February 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just canceled my NYTimes subscription. Time to support independent media.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A masterpiece and a must see for my fellow Architects.
A masterpiece and a must see for my fellow Architects.
February 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A masterpiece and a must see for my fellow Architects.
A masterpiece and a must see for my fellow Architects.
Let’s - and I can’t stress this enough - fucking go
January 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Let’s - and I can’t stress this enough - fucking go
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Trading released and I pulled a Mew Ex?!? It’s a good Pokémon day #pokemontcgp
January 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Trading released and I pulled a Mew Ex?!? It’s a good Pokémon day #pokemontcgp
January 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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As best you can, ignore him.
January 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
As best you can, ignore him.
What in all the AI is going on here. This ain’t Ronkonkoma station lmfao
January 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
What in all the AI is going on here. This ain’t Ronkonkoma station lmfao
Currently in the last 100 pages of wind and truth. I’ve never read anything quite like this. I want to sprint to the end but also not continue reading because I want to savor the moment. #journeybeforedestination
December 22, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Currently in the last 100 pages of wind and truth. I’ve never read anything quite like this. I want to sprint to the end but also not continue reading because I want to savor the moment. #journeybeforedestination
Nothing more tantalizing than waiting for your construction set to export, knowing that you’re done and just need to issue it and can then go home and finally finish Wind and Truth
December 20, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Nothing more tantalizing than waiting for your construction set to export, knowing that you’re done and just need to issue it and can then go home and finally finish Wind and Truth
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You'll be shocked to hear that Jill Stein has said not one word, posted nothing whatsoever on her Twitter or IG, about events in Syria or the fall of Assad.
Shocked, I tell you. Shocked!
Shocked, I tell you. Shocked!
December 10, 2024 at 5:16 PM
You'll be shocked to hear that Jill Stein has said not one word, posted nothing whatsoever on her Twitter or IG, about events in Syria or the fall of Assad.
Shocked, I tell you. Shocked!
Shocked, I tell you. Shocked!