@samfreez.bsky.social
"It will be real [gross] and raw [sewage] in just a moment..."
January 27, 2026 at 9:38 PM
"It will be real [gross] and raw [sewage] in just a moment..."
"I failed to view the DHS funding vote as a referendum on the illegal and immoral conduct of ICE in Minneapolis"
...so WTF did you see it as then, Tom!? Does your rubber stamp collection need updating?
...so WTF did you see it as then, Tom!? Does your rubber stamp collection need updating?
January 26, 2026 at 4:22 PM
"I failed to view the DHS funding vote as a referendum on the illegal and immoral conduct of ICE in Minneapolis"
...so WTF did you see it as then, Tom!? Does your rubber stamp collection need updating?
...so WTF did you see it as then, Tom!? Does your rubber stamp collection need updating?
Any idea if we'll be able to watch any of 'em?
January 20, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Any idea if we'll be able to watch any of 'em?
He's already forgotten her name.
January 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
He's already forgotten her name.
Key factor... he doesn't see all humans as people.
January 9, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Key factor... he doesn't see all humans as people.
We haven't made them *well* but we tried it once and they were still delicious. Should have dried everything out a lot more before we started frying though. The water helps keep it mushy, so the salt + squeeze out the water steps *cannot* be skipped.
December 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We haven't made them *well* but we tried it once and they were still delicious. Should have dried everything out a lot more before we started frying though. The water helps keep it mushy, so the salt + squeeze out the water steps *cannot* be skipped.
Yeah man, traditional masculinity really took a hit when they switched. It's just... shocking.
December 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Yeah man, traditional masculinity really took a hit when they switched. It's just... shocking.
Something something "respect the local culture" something something.
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Something something "respect the local culture" something something.
The difference between a Sell-out and a Give-out.
I can see his smile in the words themselves. Too bad the billionaires didn't turn out more like him, or we'd all be living in a mental utopia like he is.
I can see his smile in the words themselves. Too bad the billionaires didn't turn out more like him, or we'd all be living in a mental utopia like he is.
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The difference between a Sell-out and a Give-out.
I can see his smile in the words themselves. Too bad the billionaires didn't turn out more like him, or we'd all be living in a mental utopia like he is.
I can see his smile in the words themselves. Too bad the billionaires didn't turn out more like him, or we'd all be living in a mental utopia like he is.
Can confirm, it worked for me. Takes some willpower to force yourself to step down the nicotine over time, but once you hit 0%, putting it all down is far, far easier.
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Can confirm, it worked for me. Takes some willpower to force yourself to step down the nicotine over time, but once you hit 0%, putting it all down is far, far easier.
Distributed how? Will there be an IEEE spec included, so our non-Barbaric ancestors can figure out how to use the damn filetype?
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Distributed how? Will there be an IEEE spec included, so our non-Barbaric ancestors can figure out how to use the damn filetype?
"Live in the waiting room of a hospital, and your bills go down!"
Makes great sense, Firstnamefirstname. Great sense.
Makes great sense, Firstnamefirstname. Great sense.
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
"Live in the waiting room of a hospital, and your bills go down!"
Makes great sense, Firstnamefirstname. Great sense.
Makes great sense, Firstnamefirstname. Great sense.
See spot run. See spot spot. Spot Spot spotting Spot. Spot Spot spotting Spot's spot. 🫠
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
See spot run. See spot spot. Spot Spot spotting Spot. Spot Spot spotting Spot's spot. 🫠
I think Pepo's got a great shot at winning that. There are some sweet bicycle kicks in the list, but a lot of 'em aren't all THAT great, at least nowhere near as astounding and absolutely unstoppable as Pepo's.
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I think Pepo's got a great shot at winning that. There are some sweet bicycle kicks in the list, but a lot of 'em aren't all THAT great, at least nowhere near as astounding and absolutely unstoppable as Pepo's.
They should start calling him "Honorball", because this is all just a game to him anyway, and it sounds close enough to feign innocence if needed.
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
They should start calling him "Honorball", because this is all just a game to him anyway, and it sounds close enough to feign innocence if needed.
Laid out as in "punched in the face until it fell over" not that they've ever been able to clearly articulate anything.
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Laid out as in "punched in the face until it fell over" not that they've ever been able to clearly articulate anything.
Tiny Fizzy Drink should never be green. Gross! 🤮
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Tiny Fizzy Drink should never be green. Gross! 🤮
Translation: "If you run as a Republican, you run on a big list of false claims. You promise everything to everyone, and you can't deliver, and if you were able to deliver it would be to the great detriment of the people you lured in to vote for you."
Every accusation is a confession with them. 🙄
Every accusation is a confession with them. 🙄
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Translation: "If you run as a Republican, you run on a big list of false claims. You promise everything to everyone, and you can't deliver, and if you were able to deliver it would be to the great detriment of the people you lured in to vote for you."
Every accusation is a confession with them. 🙄
Every accusation is a confession with them. 🙄
So they know something is about to burst, and they're trying to get ahead of it by flinging enough trash around to confuse the luddites and rubes.
Nothingburger for Table 12!
Nothingburger for Table 12!
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
So they know something is about to burst, and they're trying to get ahead of it by flinging enough trash around to confuse the luddites and rubes.
Nothingburger for Table 12!
Nothingburger for Table 12!
Seek care? In THIS economy?
October 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Seek care? In THIS economy?
Oh so they want to go after Hunter again. What a shocker. 🙄
October 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Oh so they want to go after Hunter again. What a shocker. 🙄
Weird how they follow the law when they want to, then completely push it aside like it never existed when they don't. Mental gymnastics on an Olympic level.
October 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Weird how they follow the law when they want to, then completely push it aside like it never existed when they don't. Mental gymnastics on an Olympic level.
Anecdotally, I got to watch a father and son experience their first game via FMOU. They sat directly in front of us. The son (maybe 3yrs) fell asleep pretty quickly, and loved what he did watch, but dad had a BLAST and was already looking for tickets during half time.
October 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Anecdotally, I got to watch a father and son experience their first game via FMOU. They sat directly in front of us. The son (maybe 3yrs) fell asleep pretty quickly, and loved what he did watch, but dad had a BLAST and was already looking for tickets during half time.