This nearly took me out on the treadmill. Choked on spit and nearly slipped out of my Crocs.

I’m not going to say which newly released vampire movie I’m talking about, but boy howdy are some people about to get unnecessarily angry about a mustache.

Also since this is the dart throw era of this thing the best new albums I listened to this week were:
Poppy - Negative Spaces
Warmduscher - Too Cold To Hold
Tinariwen - Idrache (Traces of the Past)
El Comodo Silencio de los Que Hablan Poco - San

That last one is a ton of fun.

Me: Phantom Menace fucking sucks.

Also me:

How do I make the algorithm turn this into my feed and also Pacers?

I’m not worried about RFK. I’ve got 1500 games in my Steam library. I’m practically begging for another pandemic.