Someone call the undertaker
July 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Someone call the undertaker
Why does it feel like the more internet we have, the less intelligent everyone becomes?
June 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Why does it feel like the more internet we have, the less intelligent everyone becomes?
Whoever video edits Secret Lives of Mormon Wives might be the best to ever do ‘receipt’ clips.
May 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Whoever video edits Secret Lives of Mormon Wives might be the best to ever do ‘receipt’ clips.
Feminist until a British metalcore band wants to yell “you filthy fuckin’ CUNT” over terror chords
May 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Feminist until a British metalcore band wants to yell “you filthy fuckin’ CUNT” over terror chords
The lesbians told me to watch Arcane and Harley Quinn, and now I’m horny for cartoons. Help I’m a man!
May 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The lesbians told me to watch Arcane and Harley Quinn, and now I’m horny for cartoons. Help I’m a man!
Some people get juices after a workout, I pull up at sonic for a cherry limeade like a wild beast.
April 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Some people get juices after a workout, I pull up at sonic for a cherry limeade like a wild beast.
*rump got in that Tesla and made me feel like he’s never used a laptop. I just know that mf doesn’t know how to download a pdf.
March 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
*rump got in that Tesla and made me feel like he’s never used a laptop. I just know that mf doesn’t know how to download a pdf.
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If you’re wearing a cross necklace, I don’t trust you. And that’s the state of “love thy neighbor” in this country.
February 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If you’re wearing a cross necklace, I don’t trust you. And that’s the state of “love thy neighbor” in this country.
“Task force” is where corporate ideas go to die. Call it a “pacify party” and move on.
February 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
“Task force” is where corporate ideas go to die. Call it a “pacify party” and move on.
Had a night terror that I forgot to vhs record TRL and missed Hoobastank’s “The Reason” debut after school.
January 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Had a night terror that I forgot to vhs record TRL and missed Hoobastank’s “The Reason” debut after school.
@unrivaledwbb.bsky.social jersey merch incoming?
January 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
@unrivaledwbb.bsky.social jersey merch incoming?
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This is going to sound corny as fuck but I am awfully grateful for this website this week.
January 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is going to sound corny as fuck but I am awfully grateful for this website this week.
Survivor Carolyn can be my wife. I can handle her.
January 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Survivor Carolyn can be my wife. I can handle her.
Oof JR piece of meat to piece of shit QUICK.
December 19, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Oof JR piece of meat to piece of shit QUICK.
Fellas, is it gay to bake?
Kitchenaid: not today, daddy
Kitchenaid: not today, daddy
December 19, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Fellas, is it gay to bake?
Kitchenaid: not today, daddy
Kitchenaid: not today, daddy
Remember when Sierra Nevada was the only IPA you could find at a bar?
December 19, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Remember when Sierra Nevada was the only IPA you could find at a bar?
I spell restraint so wrong every time that autocorrect doesn’t even know what I’m going for.
December 15, 2024 at 2:58 AM
I spell restraint so wrong every time that autocorrect doesn’t even know what I’m going for.
Zaina is top tier. Fuck an ultimatum girl, you can have your pick.
December 13, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Zaina is top tier. Fuck an ultimatum girl, you can have your pick.
Scotty really thought his ‘man issuing the ultimatum’ highlight would blind people of his ‘gaslight and trap’ method.
December 13, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Scotty really thought his ‘man issuing the ultimatum’ highlight would blind people of his ‘gaslight and trap’ method.
What’s it like to dress, not match at all, and still look great? How do they do it??
December 3, 2024 at 6:36 PM
What’s it like to dress, not match at all, and still look great? How do they do it??
Bisexual women love hard launching their boyfriends on social.
November 9, 2023 at 5:43 AM
Bisexual women love hard launching their boyfriends on social.
Twitter shall rise again.
October 18, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Twitter shall rise again.