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Hot aged Barbie dolls and Stepford Wives.
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Hot aged Barbie dolls and Stepford Wives.
I'm looking for his mouth to drop open and the saliva to start running down his tie.
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I'm looking for his mouth to drop open and the saliva to start running down his tie.
Doesn't matter what you call them--they need to stop.
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Doesn't matter what you call them--they need to stop.
Pirro looks like she's trying to remember where she hid that last bottle.
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Pirro looks like she's trying to remember where she hid that last bottle.
I'm waiting for the drool.
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'm waiting for the drool.
Now THAT'S a day I can get behind. Though a créme brulée day would be great, too!
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Now THAT'S a day I can get behind. Though a créme brulée day would be great, too!
Impressive? Bullshit. Fake? Oh,yeah.
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Impressive? Bullshit. Fake? Oh,yeah.
I guess he wanted to savor the moment.
December 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I guess he wanted to savor the moment.
I can smell the pig shit from here.
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I can smell the pig shit from here.
Somebody wants a drink.
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Somebody wants a drink.
Pajamas at WaWa? What next? And she better keep an eye on that dog if she's around Noem.
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Pajamas at WaWa? What next? And she better keep an eye on that dog if she's around Noem.
Keep on keeping on.
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Keep on keeping on.
Catch that caviar sale at Publix.
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Catch that caviar sale at Publix.
Drool will start running down the Donald's tie any time now.
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Drool will start running down the Donald's tie any time now.
One might remind the gentleman that he needs help to procreate.
December 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
One might remind the gentleman that he needs help to procreate.
The reply I'd like to make would get me banned.
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The reply I'd like to make would get me banned.
I'll bet he's not the only old man she's put to sleep.
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I'll bet he's not the only old man she's put to sleep.
I wouldn't let a kid anywhere near Washington these days.
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I wouldn't let a kid anywhere near Washington these days.
No, Vicky's smarter than that.
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
No, Vicky's smarter than that.
I'm pretty sure my friends and I had better tactics with our little green army men in the backyard. But we were too young to drink . . .
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm pretty sure my friends and I had better tactics with our little green army men in the backyard. But we were too young to drink . . .
Sorry, Chester. It didn't work for me when I was a kid and tried to get my mom to let me open more than one window at a time. Pretty sure I thought it would make Christmas come sooner!
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sorry, Chester. It didn't work for me when I was a kid and tried to get my mom to let me open more than one window at a time. Pretty sure I thought it would make Christmas come sooner!
The hell he can't.
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The hell he can't.