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Sami VTT
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Finnish score aficionado and experimental audiofilm producer. Eager to provide aural oddities for indie horror/game/art projects, as long as we get along and inspire each other.

Comedy nerd. Fluent in bleak satire.

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Sometimes my feed offers hilariously scathing post contiguity.

Kudos for the laughs from Finland, @roxanegay.bsky.social and @adamkinzinger.substack.com 🍻
Posts of Roxane Gay and Adam Kinzinger next to each other, both ridiculing the hairlines of fashy far-right grifters (Charlie Kirk and Stephen Miller)
August 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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For a tiny moment, I genuinely thought the band I'm selling tickets for has a 7-inch called 'Killer on the Loo" and was delighted.
The cover of Svartanatt 7"
August 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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A Robin Williams quote that reads "Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always."
July 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Another cleverly silly language gag I saw earlier today.
A two-panel comic featuring Marco Rubio and Donald Trump. In picture 1, Trump goes "I want less immigrants" and Rubio tries to correct his grammar by saying "Fewer." In picture 2, Trump says "I told you, don't call me that yet." As a side note, the joke doesn't work in an accent that doesn't make the English word 'fewer' sound like the german word 'führer.'
June 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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It's begun.

The only thing billionaire bellends are good for is fighting each other.
A Ground News notification reading "Trump wants to get rid of the Tesla he bought to show support for Elon Musk, White House says."
June 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Dummkopf

(I'm shit at Photoshop, feel free to steal my silly joke.)
Logo of Schwarzkopf Silhouette of Dummkopf
May 13, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Amazingly, Rand Paul's pubes look like Garth's hair in Wayne's World.
Garth Algar (Dana Carvey) in Wayne's World
April 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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A 'cunt Musk' sticker somewhere in Paris.
A sticker somewhere in Paris that reads 'cunt' and the U is Elon Musk with his hands up
April 24, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Ted Cruz and blobfish
April 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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My fave
A JD Vance version of Fuck (a sofa) Marry (his wife) Kill (the Pope)
April 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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I know fuck all about sports, but this is scathing greatness.
J. Duquette's drawing, LA Dodgers logo with a Klan hood.
April 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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ICYMI:
A headline: "Trade war with penguins": Trump places 10% tariff on uninhabited Antarctic islands
April 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Reading the American news stories and skeets today made me think of a fittingly bleak pun that describes the Trump-induced fuckery:

Grimdork.
Grimdark is a subgenre of speculative fiction with a tone, style, or setting that is particularly dystopian, amoral, and violent. The term is inspired by the tagline of the tabletop strategy game Warhammer 40,000: "In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war."
April 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Just text. "Yet another fucked up case of el(ecti)on interference." The four letters in the middle of ELON made tiny.
March 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Infuriatingly frustrating cuntiness.
Yet another fucked up case of EL(ecti)ON interference
March 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Roombo, a 2019 video game about a killer robot vacuum cleaner.
March 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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The H in Schumer's first name should silent from now on.
A screenshot of an Oxford dictionary entry for the word 'cuck.'
March 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Saw this earlier. I wonder how easy it would be to sneakily alter the logo on the car if I encountered one.
Swasticar aka TeSSla logo
March 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Some recent shite to annoy cultists with.

Sivumainintana on pakko paljastaa, että meinasin kusta Teslan päälle, kun joku oli parkkeerannut moisen meidän bändikämpän eteen. En viitsinyt, kun siihen aikaan olisi ollut selvää syyllisen olevan minä ja vuokra on tarpeeksi korkea ilman riitojakin.
Tesla logo with a very appropriate swastika and two S's A satirical Swasticar ad on a bus stop in London A 'The Fast and the Führer' ad spotted in Nottingham. On it, a certain deservedly abhorred car, Elon doing his vomworthy salute, a quote from Trump reading "Tremendous. So, so good" and five stars from JD Vance. The tagline is Heil Tesla. A post quoting Steven Loggins, reading "Something I learned from trail hiking is if you're ever lost in the woods, do not panic, don't go off trail, just say loudly and clearly "Elon Musk is not a Genius", and several of the most unfuckable men alive will appear out of nowhere to call you poor, then you can follow them to the parking lot where their Tesla exploded.
March 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Putting together a depression/paranoia-induced DJ set for tonight.

Some tunes are my own, and going through the archives is occasionally puzzling. For example, I can't remember making this, but I remember the muse vividly.
February 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Go blin or go home.
Screenshot reading Coming up: Goblin Time"
January 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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What's your 10/10 album?
Mr. Bungle - Disco Volante album cover
December 20, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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I have eShopped dozens of different Nintendo Switch games I have never played yet and, more importantly, I have a lovely pile of different books I have never read.
Umberto Eco, who owned 50,000 books, had this to say about home libraries: "It is foolish to think that you have to read all the books you buy, as it is foolish to criticize those who buy more books than they will ever be able to read. It would be like saying that you should use all the cutlery or glasses or screwdrivers or drill bits you bought before buying new ones. "There are things in life that we need to always have plenty of supplies, even if we will only use a small portion. "If, for example, we consider books as medicine, we understand that it is good to have many at home rather than a few: when you want to feel better, then you go to the 'medicine closet' and choose a book. Not a random one, but the right book for that moment. That's why you should always have a nutrition choice! "Those who buy only one book, read only that one and then get rid of it. They simply apply the consumer mentality to books, that is, they consider them a consumer product, a good. Those who love books know that a book is anything but a commodity."
December 20, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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Cover art for the Invisibl Skratch Piklz cassette 'Hotsauce in the Dickhole' (1997)
December 20, 2024 at 11:56 AM
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This kind of FAFO messaging should be much more prevalent.

There are people who find this idea outrageous. Avoid them.
A young woman with a hand-written sign that reads "If my abortion is going to get me a murder charge, I might as well kill my rapist." The word 'might' lacks the letter H, but I think the message is clear.
December 20, 2024 at 11:20 AM