Doordash is something we have literally used twice: once for a lavish date night at home and another time to host my mother in law. Doordashing a single beverage is eating-grapes-on-the-divan decadence to me

I've been saying this

Had this experience with Afrin, I was like the Saving Private Ryan age gif in reverse

He’s one of my fav character actors. Dude crushes in A House of Dynamite

One of the most fun parts of being a reporter is sending people emails just to see if they'll crash out.

That’s right

What is it with wide receivers man

If I had access to a bit like that I’d run that baby into the ground

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I loosely suspect that it's like the umpire calling strikes without the batter even being at the plate but I'm also law-school deficient

Can someone analogize this in a way that makes sense to non-lawyers? Like what is the baseball equivalent here

They somehow have both 400+ yards and are losing by four scores, someone do a wellness check on the OC before he pops a blood vessel