markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands

I’m not a Supreme Court practitioner, but this has always been my favorite law-related Onion article, mainly because of the idea of Justice Souter yelling, “Skins rule, mother f***ers!”

I heard some alarming stuff about AI recently. I wish we could slow it down.

guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T

whoa

Left-wing censorship was a fantasy, but the right-wing censorship is real, unconstitutional, and murderous. There was no majority anti-conservative social media bias or casual forced use of words like “birthing person.” But stripping protest rights and official language is actual deadly censorship

hello