I’ve read the words “wait for the guy” a lot this past few days.

I do not plan on knowing what this post was about when I come back and look at it in the future.

The worst part of sneezing is knowing that you’re gonna have to eventually say “thank you”.

I don’t get half the pop-culture references on SNL now. 👴🏻

What do they test animal shampoos on?

Happy Every Single Dish You Own is Dirty Day!

Captchas should also have an audio component to allow you to bypass selecting all images with bikes when you instead yell “oh for fucks sake!!”.

Bedroom
Living room
Laundry room
Bathroom
Dinning room

Kitchen?

Nah. It’s ‘Food room’ in our house from now on.

We bought mint scented trash bags and it’s one of the worst smells.

A scent of something you eat for your trash? 🤢

Just sitting here scrolling through the weather app looking at temperatures in all the other cities I’ve ever visited.

This is literally the first social media platform I’ve joined before Liz. 🥇