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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 6h

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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 1d

Fella next to me on the train has just sent some poor bugger a work-based 15-minute voice message.

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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 3d

It’s all very well coming up with your endless fan-led tedious podcast episodes, but sometimes you have to leave it to the professionals for deep dive analysis.

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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 4d

You wouldn’t get this kind of quality advice from, umm… whoever is a pop star these days.

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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 6d

You’re nothing if not cheap.

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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 9d

It makes my head hurt to think that there isn't a library in every primary school already. #thenews

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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 9d

These look expensive. You could say... ahem... THAT YOU'D PAY THROUGH THE NOSE FOR THEM!!!!!1111!!!!!One!!!

(Also: is that baked beans?)

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his hand on his face .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his hand on his face .

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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 10d

Inevitable you’d get into golf eventually.

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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 10d

Some instinctive marketing from the Co-op. #flowersandcans

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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 14d

@leonhobbes.bsky.social Beautiful
Away kit. Makes me want to go and buy a doughnut

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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 15d

This is like my lad trying to explain his GCSE maths homework to me.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15d

Trump on US environmentalists: "'No more cows, we don't want cows anymore.' I guess they want to kill all the cows."