Samm
@sammwammbamm.bsky.social
Turn one: missed my land drop. Pass.
When you have a meeting at 1:00 and a nose bleed at 12:50
January 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
When you have a meeting at 1:00 and a nose bleed at 12:50
Not that anyone has asked but I live in a constant state of readiness to defend Edward Cullen
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Not that anyone has asked but I live in a constant state of readiness to defend Edward Cullen
Bro I don't want to work I just want to read my drarry fic bro
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Bro I don't want to work I just want to read my drarry fic bro
Enough about how hot the creature is, let's talk about how del Toro is the cutest human alive immediately followed by Mia Goth's "a leaf? For me?" 😭😭😭
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Enough about how hot the creature is, let's talk about how del Toro is the cutest human alive immediately followed by Mia Goth's "a leaf? For me?" 😭😭😭
The devil wears ugg boots
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The devil wears ugg boots
Jacob Elordi has graduated from kissing booth/euphoria "okay bestie if that's your type" tall man to weird movie BIG HOT and that's how I know I'm God's favorite child.
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Jacob Elordi has graduated from kissing booth/euphoria "okay bestie if that's your type" tall man to weird movie BIG HOT and that's how I know I'm God's favorite child.
Anne Frank would've loved One Direction.
August 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Anne Frank would've loved One Direction.
My son will be a natural born leader, therefore, I shall name him Alvin of the Chipmunks.
July 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My son will be a natural born leader, therefore, I shall name him Alvin of the Chipmunks.
Hey, don't bring me and my parasocial boyfriend into this
July 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Hey, don't bring me and my parasocial boyfriend into this
7 8 9, amirite ladies?
July 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
7 8 9, amirite ladies?
Been thinking about Andrew Garfield
July 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Been thinking about Andrew Garfield
It's time to aesthetically be a different sign I'm tired of the crabs
July 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
It's time to aesthetically be a different sign I'm tired of the crabs
Mid crash out sitting in traffic for 2 and a half hours and fully ready to get off on the nearest exit to Freddy's Pizzeria and start the bite of '25
July 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Mid crash out sitting in traffic for 2 and a half hours and fully ready to get off on the nearest exit to Freddy's Pizzeria and start the bite of '25
Y'all ever read a book review and just KNOW they failed the reading comp part of their CRCTs?
June 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Y'all ever read a book review and just KNOW they failed the reading comp part of their CRCTs?