Sammy
@sammy-thewise.bsky.social
I'm probably the worst thing to ever happen to myself (but at least there's snacks).
Bless me father for I have sinned so you're welcome I guess
December 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Bless me father for I have sinned so you're welcome I guess
Unsure about what I am.
If we join forces with someone who's unsure about when they are: we will be unstoppable.
If we join forces with someone who's unsure about when they are: we will be unstoppable.
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Unsure about what I am.
If we join forces with someone who's unsure about when they are: we will be unstoppable.
If we join forces with someone who's unsure about when they are: we will be unstoppable.
Life is sex and sex is cake
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Life is sex and sex is cake
If my ghost haunted your house it would organize your sock drawer
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If my ghost haunted your house it would organize your sock drawer
This timeline is both a literal hellscape and a Shakespearian comedy
November 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This timeline is both a literal hellscape and a Shakespearian comedy
When the vibe is I would love to lick honey off of certain parts of your body but I'm shy
October 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
When the vibe is I would love to lick honey off of certain parts of your body but I'm shy
Aesthetic: xenomorphs and green tea with floral notes
September 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Aesthetic: xenomorphs and green tea with floral notes