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sammy
@sammy-uwu.bsky.social
a fool of a dog. will do anything for the sake of pudding.
~30yrs, he/they, minors DNI (occasionally nsfw)
if i start my period soon i need to hibernate for approximately 2 days
January 12, 2026 at 11:42 AM
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Hey we heard you have executive dysfunction so we created a giant bureaucratic maze and we're gonna put your executive dysfunction meds at the end of it. maybe.
January 11, 2026 at 8:26 AM
i love to talk about stuff as well as things
January 11, 2026 at 9:58 PM
me when people express they want me around *actually bawling my fucking eyes out*
January 11, 2026 at 3:29 PM
i blocked the three family members i know i have on here. i’m scared i will feel the need to be more deranged now. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
January 11, 2026 at 1:41 PM
someone sent me this tweet. i had to skeet it because i need to hold myself accountable.

fucking dying this is so funny
January 11, 2026 at 1:31 PM
trying to enjoy little things
January 11, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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oh boy
January 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
fuck
January 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
it is without question that i am deranged
January 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
i’m snzzzzzz
January 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
i wish i had any self confidence
January 9, 2026 at 6:27 PM
i’ve acquired enough dopamine to motivate me to go do more fun stuff. thank you lupin soundtrack
January 9, 2026 at 1:26 PM
my deranged kaiji layout is probably only temporary lmfaoooo. he’s so pathetic. i need him
January 9, 2026 at 1:25 PM
i love you
January 9, 2026 at 1:24 PM
lupin the thiiiiiiird. lupin the thiiiiiiiiird. LUPIN THE THIRD!
January 9, 2026 at 1:21 PM
trying not to cry and failing. i have animal crossing open and i need to pick up the controller and try to acquire some dopamine but it feels impossible. maybe ill listen to music
January 9, 2026 at 1:20 PM
i’m debating going on a walk today but also i’m kinda scared to go out on my own because im catsitting away from home ugh
January 9, 2026 at 12:40 PM
also i technically have family on bsky and im not making efforts to find or block them. and maybe they don’t need to see my deranged thoughts about video game vampires.
January 9, 2026 at 11:57 AM
it’s super hard to comfort my family who literally immigrated here for a life of comfort because i’m fucking terrified of being arrested too since i’ve lived nowhere But here…..

fuck ICE this is genuinely a nightmare!
January 9, 2026 at 11:53 AM
was playing bg3 and missed out on the opportunity to put my character in a dog collar. i won’t be kicking myself for that for a while or anything!
January 9, 2026 at 11:51 AM
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Across 3 articles, we found 36 people who were killed in custody, during a raid, or directly by an officer in 2025.

One person appeared twice across reports, which is why our count is not 37.

➡️ www.latimes.com/california/s...
➡️ apnews.com/article/immi...
➡️ www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
January 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
nvm
i’m going to drink
January 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
does anyone wanna hang out
January 8, 2026 at 9:29 PM
T shot thursday wahoo
January 8, 2026 at 1:10 PM