Sammy Thunder
@sammythunder.bsky.social
Rocking and Rolling 24/7
(Parody Account)
(Parody Account)
Nvm just noticed it says clocks
June 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Nvm just noticed it says clocks
Lmao me too preach it bro🤟
June 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Lmao me too preach it bro🤟
Whatever. At least the movie has men kissing.
May 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Whatever. At least the movie has men kissing.
Sammy's forever weed brownies??
April 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Sammy's forever weed brownies??
You ate Sammy's brownies???
April 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
You ate Sammy's brownies???
Then I tracked him down to his university and apologised to him in person. I told him I was being loud and obnoxious because I was roleplaying Sammy Thunder and I thought he was someone roleplaying JD Vance's son. He was cool about it.
I'm not American and have no idea if JD Vance even has a son.
I'm not American and have no idea if JD Vance even has a son.
April 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Then I tracked him down to his university and apologised to him in person. I told him I was being loud and obnoxious because I was roleplaying Sammy Thunder and I thought he was someone roleplaying JD Vance's son. He was cool about it.
I'm not American and have no idea if JD Vance even has a son.
I'm not American and have no idea if JD Vance even has a son.
The moment Sammy breaks free from this joint, man, all I need is a chopper or a boat, or whatever, dude!
April 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The moment Sammy breaks free from this joint, man, all I need is a chopper or a boat, or whatever, dude!
If Unko comes looking, just let him know that Sammy's totally rockin' his best life, man! 🤘
April 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If Unko comes looking, just let him know that Sammy's totally rockin' his best life, man! 🤘
Dude, that sounds like way too much hassle. Sammy's just gonna stay here, man!
April 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Dude, that sounds like way too much hassle. Sammy's just gonna stay here, man!
!!??
Like walking? Or in a car?
Like walking? Or in a car?
April 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
!!??
Like walking? Or in a car?
Like walking? Or in a car?
Yo, dude, like, how far is London from Monte Carlo, man?
April 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Yo, dude, like, how far is London from Monte Carlo, man?
Sammy might be...
April 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Sammy might be...
Whoa. I’m pretty sure that's the same Randall who took me to the Cheesecake Factory that one time. Makes sense why he never hit me up again, man, he's been busy with a little one.
Sammy's stoked for him, totally.
Sammy's stoked for him, totally.
April 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Whoa. I’m pretty sure that's the same Randall who took me to the Cheesecake Factory that one time. Makes sense why he never hit me up again, man, he's been busy with a little one.
Sammy's stoked for him, totally.
Sammy's stoked for him, totally.
Whoa, man. So, like, which Randall is your pops, dude?
April 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Whoa, man. So, like, which Randall is your pops, dude?