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Sammy Thunder
@sammythunder.bsky.social
Rocking and Rolling 24/7
(Parody Account)
Nvm just noticed it says clocks
June 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Lmao me too preach it bro🤟
June 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Whatever. At least the movie has men kissing.
May 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Not anymore. 😔
April 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Sammy's forever weed brownies??
April 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
69
April 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
You ate Sammy's brownies???
April 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Then I tracked him down to his university and apologised to him in person. I told him I was being loud and obnoxious because I was roleplaying Sammy Thunder and I thought he was someone roleplaying JD Vance's son. He was cool about it.

I'm not American and have no idea if JD Vance even has a son.
April 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Really? Sweet!!
April 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The moment Sammy breaks free from this joint, man, all I need is a chopper or a boat, or whatever, dude!
April 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
If Unko comes looking, just let him know that Sammy's totally rockin' his best life, man! 🤘
April 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dude, that sounds like way too much hassle. Sammy's just gonna stay here, man!
April 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
!!??
Like walking? Or in a car?
April 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Yo, dude, like, how far is London from Monte Carlo, man?
April 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Sweet 👍
April 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Sure.
April 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Sammy might be...
April 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Yeh sure
April 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Whoa. I’m pretty sure that's the same Randall who took me to the Cheesecake Factory that one time. Makes sense why he never hit me up again, man, he's been busy with a little one.
Sammy's stoked for him, totally.
April 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Whoa, man. So, like, which Randall is your pops, dude?
April 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM