Sam (Squirrel) He/Him
sammywb.bsky.social
Sam (Squirrel) He/Him
@sammywb.bsky.social
Insert pithy statement here.

Professional curmudgeon, Kindness enthusiast.
What is it they say about, "the people united---"
February 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Hey...I'm old enough to remember War Games AND Terminator in theaters.
February 12, 2026 at 1:15 AM
There is no deal breaker for those people. If there were, it would have started with P grabbing.
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I'm feeling particularly curmudgeonly today. But shouldn't the folks in charge of immigration be actual Native Americans? Cuz those folks in charge be pasty AF.
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Joy can be the greatest weapon of all against tyranny. I was grinning for so long that by the time the show was over my face hurt.
February 9, 2026 at 8:34 PM
February 9, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Buddy, you just said the wrong thing.
February 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM