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Samnson is Wet
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Commission Based Arts!
Large and Lovely Fellers!
Primarily NSFW

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the funny part is that 90% of them don't even exist yet.

The companies are hording computer parts that don't exist yet,
For buildings that don't exist yet, for Powerplant that don't exist yet.

Those things are projected to take like... 5+ years to build.
The bubble gonna pop way before then.
January 15, 2026 at 5:33 PM
That would be.... Roughly to Neptune on one of its median Orbits.

Neptunian Dick must be WILD.
January 15, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Since DM's are off, probably easier to message me on Telegram t.me/Samnson for this lmao
Samnson The Otter
Bear Artist
t.me
January 15, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Apparently broccoli is a super food, and a single bulb of it provides a ton of daily nutritional value for the average person.

It's not filling but it's like,
Just genuinely super good for you LOL
January 15, 2026 at 12:40 PM
You want him to suck on you 🦦
January 15, 2026 at 8:33 AM
This just looks like a Strip Club leather bar at the end of a long night
January 15, 2026 at 7:32 AM
I need Him Wang and Guala to go on a date with me
January 15, 2026 at 1:25 AM
HE IS BEAUTIFUL NEW HUSBAND.
January 15, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I'm going to go mouthful mode on him fr LOL

Boss Ren?
Whose that I don't know him.
*Ren Evaporates in my mind*
January 15, 2026 at 1:20 AM
naaaw,
Their probably never really going to grow out of it. LOL

Their sex lives are going to become much more private than the millennials.

Onlyfans/SexWork culture probably traumatized them.
January 14, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Its a bit of a cultural shift thing.
Gen Z is overwhelmingly Anti-Sex.

It is a generational culture thing to shame each other for being explicitly horny, more so because they are the social media generation that likes to over share everything.
January 14, 2026 at 12:25 PM
The only doujin it had was secretly Araki, and it was just 80 pages of Funny Valentine.
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
OH that last one is new to me, its vernice
January 13, 2026 at 6:45 AM
He's gonna need both hands to hold the tip with how huge its going to be.
January 13, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Whao Bearlexi
January 12, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Oh no he's hot too 🦦✨
January 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The ever fuckable 👀✨
January 12, 2026 at 11:19 PM
East Coast time GMT-5!
January 12, 2026 at 11:01 PM
✨The Ending Date Corrected is the Wednesday 14th Midnight✨

Mistake from when I posted it lmao
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM