Cade
@samoyote.bsky.social
660 followers 480 following 950 posts
Heavy is the 'yed that wears the clown. He/him. Trashiest sled dog you'll ever meet. Now available in dobie form too! Environmental PM. Questionable DJ. Expect weird NSFW stuff 🔞
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samoyote.bsky.social
I'm so inspired rn I'm gonna find the nearest horse and learn to ride it
samoyote.bsky.social
Melting foxes are easier to corral
samoyote.bsky.social
Free of smell

and braincell 😌
samoyote.bsky.social
Been Little Green-ing and spot cleaning him since jump and thought it was the best I could do. Then figured out the other day I can just pop the eyes out and do this, and boy howdy, when I tell you how nasty that first round of wash water looked ...
samoyote.bsky.social
man why did I never wash him like this before? he looks and smells immaculate now 🥰
samoyote.bsky.social
SOPPING FUCKING WET
samoyote.bsky.social
Happy Yee-HAWlloween! 🎃🤠

Amazing new icon by @mmmatch.es that I'm sure will also come in very handy when ANE rolls around ...
samoyote.bsky.social
(Actually) apropos of nothing except that I need to scroll and post less as I settle into a better routine, I'm gonna uninstall Bsky and limit my time on TG for a bit.
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lucklike.bsky.social
BOOOO!

(don´t be too scared please)
samoyote.bsky.social
As long as the water one follows the other one, yes

Y'know. At some point down the line ...
samoyote.bsky.social
Doing my part to beat the yotes-never-bathe accusations 😌
samoyote.bsky.social
SOPPING FUCKING WET
samoyote.bsky.social
recession indicator
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lightskintiger.bsky.social
I promised and y’all delivered, it’s time for the 2K FOLLOWERS GOZI GOODS RAFFLE

all you gotta do is:
1. follow my account
2. like and repost this post

winner will be picked at noon est on monday october 6th, appreciate y’all!
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samoyote.bsky.social
I wouldn't try it cuz I don't want it to happen. But I'm pretty sure I could listen to fka's EUSEXUA at least once a day forever and not get bored
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bajamothblast.bsky.social
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
samoyote.bsky.social
I learned both peace and self control the moment I deleted my Twitter private
samoyote.bsky.social
See if a buff construction dude offered to do that for me...
samoyote.bsky.social
I lay about a lot- I mean what?