Donnie isn’t in the files, he IS the files.

How much you wanna bet he’s on the list just like his cult daddy?

Just because there are elections, doesn’t mean they are legitimate. Kim Jong Un consistently wins his elections with 98% of the vote. The other 2% are never heard from again…

You mean the jobs report that was so bad last month that the BLS secretary got fired? That one?

Is ANTIFA short for ANTI-inFlammAtory?

Took a couple Tylenol this morning. Just enough for a day's worth of autism because it's trivia night night at the bar and I wanted an edge.

There's no such thing as "illegals". People can't be illegal. That is not a state a human being can exist in.

It's an intentionally dehumanizing term.

They planned it all along. He’s the red calf to usher in the apocalypse.

You know what, the federal government isn’t doing anything *good* for the American people. Shut it down and make Republicans squirm!