Sam
@samsallhere.bsky.social
28,They/them💚
Stoner🍃
Hooker🧶
Partial gamer👾
Stoner🍃
Hooker🧶
Partial gamer👾
Changing my name to Michael and my partners to Carmichael because I don’t drive
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Changing my name to Michael and my partners to Carmichael because I don’t drive
Crocheted my sister a Coraline themed star bag! Next time we’ll plan a little better so we have enough blue to make the strap instead
October 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Crocheted my sister a Coraline themed star bag! Next time we’ll plan a little better so we have enough blue to make the strap instead
I’m back to show off to my friends that I do DWUGS and be CAZY
October 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’m back to show off to my friends that I do DWUGS and be CAZY
My favorite frown is the frown of approval ppl give to someone that’s really tearing it up with what they’re doing! Like when a drummer be tip fucking TAPPING like they MEAN IT!
October 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My favorite frown is the frown of approval ppl give to someone that’s really tearing it up with what they’re doing! Like when a drummer be tip fucking TAPPING like they MEAN IT!
I bring my car for show and tell
August 15, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I bring my car for show and tell
Sometimes I just wanna post stuffs but it feels weird and performative and I don’t know how to make that feeling go away because everything else also feels weird and performative but maybe if I post about THAT it’ll start feeling normal
Thank you THE END
Thank you THE END
August 15, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Sometimes I just wanna post stuffs but it feels weird and performative and I don’t know how to make that feeling go away because everything else also feels weird and performative but maybe if I post about THAT it’ll start feeling normal
Thank you THE END
Thank you THE END
Audhd relationships is repeating “where’s the bones” and “that’s mah hand” at each other 100x before kissing goodnight
a green cartoon character with a sad face and the words new cn on the bottom
ALT: a green cartoon character with a sad face and the words new cn on the bottom
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August 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Audhd relationships is repeating “where’s the bones” and “that’s mah hand” at each other 100x before kissing goodnight
Frank thinks it’d be cool if you stopped being a wiener to yourself
July 14, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Frank thinks it’d be cool if you stopped being a wiener to yourself
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Sushi with the sharks 🍣🦈
June 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Sushi with the sharks 🍣🦈
Got a happy Father’s Day from my sister, I’m the only dad that matters now!
a poster that says best dad with two frogs in the background
ALT: a poster that says best dad with two frogs in the background
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June 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Got a happy Father’s Day from my sister, I’m the only dad that matters now!
Sometimes I hallucinate ants crawling around me so much that it sets off my conjuration magics and conjures up a single ant that doesn’t even look like the ones I hallucinate :3 so I know it’s real.. this has happened so many times, where are they coming from and why is it always only a single ant??
June 12, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Sometimes I hallucinate ants crawling around me so much that it sets off my conjuration magics and conjures up a single ant that doesn’t even look like the ones I hallucinate :3 so I know it’s real.. this has happened so many times, where are they coming from and why is it always only a single ant??
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May 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
May 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Many crochet heart, a lottle if you would
May 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Many crochet heart, a lottle if you would
I be out here getting stoned with my boi! Frank Toaderson! 💚💚
April 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I be out here getting stoned with my boi! Frank Toaderson! 💚💚
Reporeporepo repo Repo
April 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Reporeporepo repo Repo
It’s better than yesterday
April 8, 2025 at 8:13 AM
It’s better than yesterday
It’s 3am! Time to start posting about my mental stability!
April 8, 2025 at 8:11 AM
It’s 3am! Time to start posting about my mental stability!
There’s at least 5 tree here
April 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
There’s at least 5 tree here
Of course I have depression! I was born to be a Jester, it’s built in along with my funny haha gland
April 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Of course I have depression! I was born to be a Jester, it’s built in along with my funny haha gland
I live for taking blinkers with my partners sibling hehehe, zooted together like a family!
two men sitting at a table eating pizza with a startalk logo in the corner
ALT: two men sitting at a table eating pizza with a startalk logo in the corner
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March 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I live for taking blinkers with my partners sibling hehehe, zooted together like a family!
I just wanna look like this
March 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I just wanna look like this
I be thinking about Raft.. want play game..
March 24, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I be thinking about Raft.. want play game..
Why do my hands understand how to make a magic circle with worsted weight yarn but NOT with crochet thread??? What’s your problem?? Where’s the disconnect here?
March 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Why do my hands understand how to make a magic circle with worsted weight yarn but NOT with crochet thread??? What’s your problem?? Where’s the disconnect here?
Mushroom with texture stuffs!
March 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Mushroom with texture stuffs!