Sam Stokes
samstokes.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy
Sam Stokes
@samstokes.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy
Immigrant, mixologist, engineer. Interested in feedback loops, abstractions, nuance. I move JSON around at LaunchDarkly | ex Honeycomb, LinkedIn, Rapportive

🌉 bridged from https://hachyderm.io/@samstokes on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/
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Hey everyone! I wanted to share a little bit about why I’m building @frequency and what we’re working on.

First, we’re a very small team of two—me as a full-time developer and a part-time designer moving toward full-time.

We strongly oppose the use of addictive, manipulative algorithms & […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
January 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It's over, Anakin, I have the high ground
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Kids today have no idea what this is
November 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
@aneel are you the Aneel that I know? Apologies for the vaguetoot if not!
November 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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PSA: everyone in CA, please vote.
October 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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In a rare show of courtesy, police departments all over the US reported that the mass protests on October 18th were overwhelmingly peaceful and posted thank you messages for protestors. Out of millions of people, only MAGA agitators were arrested. ICE stayed away due to the crowd size. #3E #NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I have a silly question for the Fedi hive mind. I've been invited to a murder mystery party where we have assigned characters with suggested costumes. How do I, like, do that? Can anyone ELI5 costume parties?

Like am I supposed to just have brown corduroy jackets lying around, or are there […]
Original post on hachyderm.io
hachyderm.io
October 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Nextar has now also folded and will start airing Kimmel again.

Remember this next time they tell you we are powerless in the face of rising fascism.

Companies capitulating to Trump need to feel heat.

Keep it going.

apnews.com/article/jimm...
Nexstar and Sinclair bring Jimmy Kimmel's show back on local TV stations, ending boycotts
Sinclair Broadcast Group has decided to bring Jimmy Kimmel's late-night show back to its ABC affiliate stations.
apnews.com
September 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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"The number of far-right attacks continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism. Since 1990, far-right extremists have committed far more ideologically motivated homicides than far-left or radical Islamist extremists, including 227 events that took more than 520 […]
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social.coop
September 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Just had a company's support rep unironically suggest that I mark the company's own emails as spam in order to stop some repetitive notifications
August 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My most viral Fedi post and it's about plumbing
August 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Every time I have plumbers over I'm struck by the parallels with software engineering.
* Different plumbers fixing different things that don't solve the problem because there are actually multiple problems.
* You don't know the fix worked until you see it running in production, i.e. with water […]
Original post on hachyderm.io
hachyderm.io
August 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Here's a hashtag worth following: #特に意味をなさない猫の計測 ("useless #Cat measurements").

Some Japanese people posting pictures of #Cats with measurements on top.
August 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I was today years old when I learned that emoji aren't called that because they convey emotions, it's because they are pictures. "Picture" in Japanese is "e" (as in the ukiyo-e art style). The Japanese word is 絵文字 (e-mo-ji) and the kanji mean "picture writing letter".
July 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Longest of long shots, but if anyone following me is going to be in Tokyo in the next few days and wants to meet up, let me know!
June 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Gavin Newsom giving the speech we've been waiting for the Democrats to give for months:
https://www.gov.ca.gov/2025/06/10/governor-newsoms-address-to-california-democracy-at-a-crossroads/
Governor Newsom’s Address to California: Democracy at a Crossroads
News Jun 10, 2025 # Governor Newsom’s Address to California: Democracy at a Crossroads **What you need to know:** In an address delivered to nearly 40 million Californians and Americans nationwide tonight, Governor Gavin Newsom condemned President Trump’s unlawful militarization of Los Angeles and warned that the President’s actions mark a dangerous inflection point for the nation. **LOS ANGELES** — In an address delivered to nearly 40 million Californians and Americans nationwide tonight, Governor Gavin Newsom condemned President Trump’s unlawful militarization of Los Angeles and warned that the President’s actions mark a dangerous inflection point for the nation. _“What we’re witnessing is not law enforcement — it’s authoritarianism,”_ **Governor Newsom** said to Californians. _“What Donald Trump wants most is your fealty. Your silence. To be complicit in this moment. Do not give in to him.”_ Governor Newsom recounted recent federal raids in Latino neighborhoods, the unlawful commandeering of 4,000 California National Guard members, and the deployment of over 700 active-duty Marines to the streets of an American city — all done without consultation with state or local officials._“Trump is pulling a military dragnet across Los Angeles,”_ **Newsom** said. _“It’s weakness masquerading as strength.”_ Calling this a moment of national reckoning, the Governor urged Americans to take peaceful action. _“The most important office in a democracy is not President or Governor — it’s citizen.”_ Watch and read the entire speech below: ## **Governor Newsom’s Address to California: Democracy at a Crossroads** I want to say a few words about the events of the last few days. This past weekend, federal agents conducted large-scale workplace raids in and around Los Angeles. Those raids continue as I speak. California is no stranger to immigration enforcement. But instead of focusing on undocumented immigrants with serious criminal records and people with final deportation orders – a strategy both parties have long supported – this administration is pushing mass deportations. Indiscriminately targeting hardworking immigrant families, regardless of their roots or risk. What’s happening right now is very different than anything we’ve seen before. On Saturday morning, when federal agents jumped out of an unmarked van near a Home Depot parking lot, they began grabbing people. A deliberate targeting of a heavily Latino suburb. A similar scene also played out when a clothing company was raided downtown. In other actions: a US citizen, 9 months pregnant – arrested. A four-year-old girl – taken. Families separated. Friends disappearing. In response, everyday Angelinos came out to exercise their Constitutional right to free speech and assembly To protest their government’s actions. In turn, the State of California and the City and County of Los Angeles sent our police officers to help keep the peace, and with some exceptions, they were successful. Like many states, California is no stranger to this sort of civil unrest. We manage it regularly … and with our own law enforcement. But this, again, was different. What then ensued was the use of tear gas. Flash-bang grenades. Rubber bullets. Federal agents, detaining people and undermining their due process rights. Donald Trump, without consulting with California’s law enforcement leaders, commandeered 2,000 of our state’s National Guard members to deploy on our streets. Illegally, and for no reason. This brazen abuse of power by a sitting President inflamed a combustible situation … putting our people, our officers, and the National Guard at risk. That’s when the downward spiral began. He doubled down on his dangerous National Guard deployment by fanning the flames even harder. And the President did it on purpose. As the news spread throughout LA, anxiety for family and friends ramped up. Protests started again. By night, several dozen lawbreakers became violent and destructive. They vandalized property. They tried to assault police officers. Many of you have seen video clips of cars burning on cable news. If you incite violence or destroy our communities, you are going to be held accountable. That kind of criminal behavior will not be tolerated. Full stop. Already, more than 370 people have been arrested. And we’re reviewing tapes to build additional cases, and people will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Again, thanks to our law enforcement officers and the majority of Angelenos who protested peacefully, this situation was winding down and was concentrated in just a few square blocks downtown. But that’s not what Donald Trump wanted. He again chose escalation; he chose more force. He chose theatrics over public safety – he federalized another 2,000 Guard members. He deployed more than 700 active U.S. Marines. These are men and women trained in foreign combat, not domestic law enforcement. We honor their service. We honor their bravery. But we do not want our streets militarized by our own Armed Forces. Not in L.A. Not in California. Not anywhere. We’re seeing unmarked cars in school parking lots. Kids, afraid to attend their own graduation. Trump is pulling a military dragnet across LA, well beyond his stated intent to just go after violent and serious criminals. His agents are arresting dishwashers, gardeners, day laborers and seamstresses – That’s just weakness. Weakness, masquerading as strength. Donald Trump’s government isn’t protecting our communities – they are traumatizing our communities. And that seems to be the point. California will keep fighting on behalf of our people – all of our people – including in the courts. Yesterday, we filed a legal challenge to President Trump’s reckless deployment of American troops to a major American city. Today, we sought an emergency court order to stop the use of the American military to engage in law enforcement activities across Los Angeles. If some of us can be snatched off the streets without a warrant, based only on suspicion or skin color, then none of us are safe. Authoritarian regimes begin by targeting people who are least able to defend themselves. But they do not stop there. Trump and his loyalists thrive on division because it allows them to take more power and exert even more control. By the way, Trump – he’s not opposed to lawlessness and violence, as long as it serves HIM. What more evidence do we need than January 6th? I ask everyone to take the time to reflect on this perilous moment. A president who wants to be bound by no law or constitution. Perpetrating a unified assault on American traditions. This is a President who, in just over 140 days, has fired government watchdogs that could hold him accountable for corruption and fraud. He’s declared a war on culture, on history, on science – on knowledge itself. Databases, quite literally vanishing. He’s delegitimizing news organizations and assaulting the First Amendment. At the threat of defunding them, he’s dictating what universities can teach. Targeting law firms and the judicial branch that are the foundation of an orderly, civil society. Calling for a sitting Governor to be arrested for no other reason than – to use his words – “for getting elected.” And we all know, this Saturday, he’s ordering our American heroes – the United States military – forcing them to put on a vulgar display to celebrate his birthday, just as other failed dictators have done in the past. Look, this isn’t just about protests in LA. When Donald Trump sought blanket authority to commandeer the National Guard, he made that order apply to every state in this nation. This is about all of us. This is about you. California may be first – but it clearly won’t end here. Other states are next. Democracy is next. Democracy is under assault right before our eyes – the moment we’ve feared has arrived. He’s taking a wrecking ball to our founding fathers’ historic project. Three independent, coequal branches of government. There are no longer any checks and balances. Congress is nowhere to be found. Speaker Johnson has completely abdicated that responsibility. The rule of law has increasingly given way to the rule of Don. The founding fathers did not live and die to see this moment. It’s time for all of us to stand up. Justice Brandeis said it best: in a democracy, the most important office is not president, it’s certainly not governor. The most important office is office of citizen. At this moment, we must all stand up and be held to a higher level of accountability. If you exercise your First Amendment rights, please do so peacefully. I know many of you are feeling deep anxiety, stress, and fear. But I want you to know that YOU are the antidote to that fear and anxiety. What Donald Trump wants most is your fealty. Your silence. To be complicit in this moment. Do NOT give in to him. Featured, Press releases, Public safety ## Recent news ## Discurso del Gobernador Newsom a California: La Democracia en una Encrucijada Jun 10, 2025 News Los Ángeles — En un discurso pronunciado esta noche ante casi 40 millones de californianos y estadounidenses en todo el país, el Gobernador Gavin Newsom condenó la militarización ilegal de Los Ángeles por parte del Presidente Trump y advirtió que las acciones del... ## President Trump’s militarization of Los Angeles is illegal. Here’s why. Jun 10, 2025 News LOS ANGELES – Governor Newsom and Attorney General Bonta are standing up all states by filing a lawsuit and request to block President Trump and the Department of Defense’s illegal militarization of Los Angeles and the takeover of a California National Guard (Cal... ## Governor Newsom files emergency motion to block Trump’s unlawful militarization of Los Angeles Jun 10, 2025 News “Turning the military against American citizens” What you need to know: Standing up for American citizens and the Nation’s foundational ban on martial law in peacetime, California Governor Newsom and Attorney General Bonta are requesting the court step in to...
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June 11, 2025 at 6:48 AM
My sourdough starter Marvin has finally lost the battle against mold 😢 He had a good run and had many loaf children.
June 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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It occurs to me that “the purpose of the system is what it does” and “the intent of the system is what it does” are subtly different statements and tightly intertwined but very often conflated and it could be productive to disentangle them a little bit
May 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I wanna PET you like a KITTYCAT
I wanna feed you from the tin can
I wanna pet you like a kittycat
Oh no my couch has been clawed
You bring me closer to god
April 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Far from the only thing going on, but the S&P dropping 9% in two days is something to see.
April 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The Expert is on my mind today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg
March 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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"When a complex system is far from equilibrium, small islands of coherence in a sea of chaos have the capacity to shift the entire system to a higher order."

Iya Prigogine, Noble prize-winning chemist
March 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Seems like a pretty important detail
March 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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huh, cryptocurrency exchange “Coinbase” just sent me an E-Mail endorsing the AfD for the upcoming German general election. Normal time to be alive.
February 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM