Sam Strake
@samstrake.bsky.social
Standup Comedian. Temu Weird Al. Basic Guitar Bro. Improviser. Skitproviser.
📍Austin, TX (new) ✉️[email protected]
📍Austin, TX (new) ✉️[email protected]
I solved the male loneliness epidemic with a $10 book and a park bench. You're welcome.
June 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I solved the male loneliness epidemic with a $10 book and a park bench. You're welcome.
..........is that a fucking jojo reference
May 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
..........is that a fucking jojo reference
My tiny self with my tiny guitar on my tiny motorcycle, in a real-life forced perspective trick, living my best life. Bronco for scale.
May 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My tiny self with my tiny guitar on my tiny motorcycle, in a real-life forced perspective trick, living my best life. Bronco for scale.
Welp. Time to move to a new country.
February 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Welp. Time to move to a new country.
Drake: "With all that everyone has been saying about me in the real world, I found it easy to escape to the world of film."
The film:
The film:
February 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Drake: "With all that everyone has been saying about me in the real world, I found it easy to escape to the world of film."
The film:
The film:
I was immediately upset after the idea for this new tattoo came to me- because it's so incredibly dumb, and so incredibly perfect that I knew I wasn't going to be able to talk myself out of it.
February 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I was immediately upset after the idea for this new tattoo came to me- because it's so incredibly dumb, and so incredibly perfect that I knew I wasn't going to be able to talk myself out of it.
If I had a nickel for every time I posted a video about a dick joke where the majority of viewers were women, I'd have two nickels
February 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I posted a video about a dick joke where the majority of viewers were women, I'd have two nickels
Programmer Brain: if it looks dumb, but it works...
February 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Programmer Brain: if it looks dumb, but it works...
Never in my life have I been happier to see a Tesla. I reacted to this shot like it was Captain America's shield.
February 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Never in my life have I been happier to see a Tesla. I reacted to this shot like it was Captain America's shield.
Why programmers shouldn't be allowed to own sewing machines (it's me, I'm programmers)
January 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Why programmers shouldn't be allowed to own sewing machines (it's me, I'm programmers)
I'm like 80% sure that Trump thinks he can invade Greenland because he thinks NATO is the name of that Glen Powell movie
January 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I'm like 80% sure that Trump thinks he can invade Greenland because he thinks NATO is the name of that Glen Powell movie
I miss the days when brands had some fucking cojones
January 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I miss the days when brands had some fucking cojones
If you or anyone you know is friends with a YouTuber who peaked in 2009- please reach out because they're having a rough day
January 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
If you or anyone you know is friends with a YouTuber who peaked in 2009- please reach out because they're having a rough day
Maybe the guy who cheated on Carrie Underwood had a point
January 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Maybe the guy who cheated on Carrie Underwood had a point
This post might be a bit confusing for people unfamiliar with the US political process, so allow me to translate:
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January 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This post might be a bit confusing for people unfamiliar with the US political process, so allow me to translate:
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Surely this new discovery is entirely unimportant and has in no way been crippling my PC for the last 3 years, right?
...right?
...right?
January 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Surely this new discovery is entirely unimportant and has in no way been crippling my PC for the last 3 years, right?
...right?
...right?
"Let's make a biopic about Rob Williams doing a bunch of drugs."
"Hell yeah, I love Robin Williams!"
"...who?"
"Hell yeah, I love Robin Williams!"
"...who?"
January 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"Let's make a biopic about Rob Williams doing a bunch of drugs."
"Hell yeah, I love Robin Williams!"
"...who?"
"Hell yeah, I love Robin Williams!"
"...who?"
My addiction to level-of-detail is... problematic lol. Few notice, fewer care, and I could practically double my output for like a 10% quality drop
January 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My addiction to level-of-detail is... problematic lol. Few notice, fewer care, and I could practically double my output for like a 10% quality drop
Aw what a cute little snowman
January 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Aw what a cute little snowman
Rain, sleet, snow, or hail.
Pup demands lap. Or no wag tail.
Pup demands lap. Or no wag tail.
January 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Rain, sleet, snow, or hail.
Pup demands lap. Or no wag tail.
Pup demands lap. Or no wag tail.
If I ever read a comment saying "He's not funny, he's just hot" I'm printing it and putting it up on the fridge
January 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If I ever read a comment saying "He's not funny, he's just hot" I'm printing it and putting it up on the fridge
Guess he finally got fed-up with being slower than the neighborhood bunnies
January 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Guess he finally got fed-up with being slower than the neighborhood bunnies
