samuelkarroll.bsky.social
@samuelkarroll.bsky.social
1989 Network Sci-Fi TV handsome
The unspoken genius of the rattail haircut is, you don't look like a Nazi
September 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The worst part of growing up is discovering you're network TV handsome just in time for network TV to die
August 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and I missed this one today
March 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Rewatching Godzilla Vs Biollante and I'm reminded of that old addage "Every Human/Godzilla/Rose hybrid has its thorns"
March 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I can't believe Severence got the guy from Star Trek to play Mark
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Adam Scott On Star Trek: First Contact -Space Battle! Borg! Enterprise E! Defiant!
YouTube video by Star Trek Nitpickers
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March 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The great secret of the world is that there is only one very long noodle every other noodle is cut from
February 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I never found clowns scary, until Тrump
February 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I've never been blackout drunk, but have reached a point I'm 95% sure I could bake macarons really well
December 21, 2024 at 6:18 AM
The navy is winning the Army-Navy game currently, which surprises me. I'd have given land advantage to the Army
December 14, 2024 at 9:25 PM
God bless this bot assuming I'm the kind of person who goes to shopping in the morning
December 9, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Where does the Animorphs end and the Phillip K Dick begin?
December 9, 2024 at 1:23 AM
You don't have health insurance?
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(Flirtatiously) Would you like health insurance?
November 27, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Tough luck Instagram rando, I fly solo
November 21, 2024 at 2:03 AM