Samuel White
@samuelwhite.bsky.social
I just post crap and hope people I know see it and laugh
The train heading for the mystic ruins will be departing soon
March 3, 2025 at 6:16 AM
The train heading for the mystic ruins will be departing soon
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House Rs just passed the budget resolution, the first step in their process to enact a bill that'd kick millions off Medicaid & cut SNAP down to just $1.60 per person per meal on avg while cutting taxes for the top 0.1% by $278k - all while increasing the debt
🧵on what's to come and WHERE TO FIGHT
🧵on what's to come and WHERE TO FIGHT
February 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
House Rs just passed the budget resolution, the first step in their process to enact a bill that'd kick millions off Medicaid & cut SNAP down to just $1.60 per person per meal on avg while cutting taxes for the top 0.1% by $278k - all while increasing the debt
🧵on what's to come and WHERE TO FIGHT
🧵on what's to come and WHERE TO FIGHT
This dumb motherfer said "technically Chicken isn't meat it's poultry."
February 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
This dumb motherfer said "technically Chicken isn't meat it's poultry."
USDA Certified Organic Crack
February 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
USDA Certified Organic Crack
Technically, all dogs have unibrows?
February 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Technically, all dogs have unibrows?
If I'm at an event and I go to the bathroom a suspicious amount of times, just know that I am vaping.
January 29, 2025 at 7:30 AM
If I'm at an event and I go to the bathroom a suspicious amount of times, just know that I am vaping.
How is Dr. Eggman less evil than most people in American Politics? Like he blew up the half of the moon and I'd still vote for him
January 26, 2025 at 7:26 AM
How is Dr. Eggman less evil than most people in American Politics? Like he blew up the half of the moon and I'd still vote for him
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My dog told me he doesn't like when I vape.
January 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
My dog told me he doesn't like when I vape.
I will never regret having my clothes covered in my dogs hair.
January 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I will never regret having my clothes covered in my dogs hair.
It feels so good just to scroll on tiktok right now.
January 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It feels so good just to scroll on tiktok right now.
I'll tell you what. "What"
January 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'll tell you what. "What"
January is national bath safety month.
January 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
January is national bath safety month.
I have this irrational fear that one day I will have a cold, and I will get kidnapped. The kidnapper will ducktape my mouth shut and I will suffocate and die cause I can't breath out my nose.
December 25, 2024 at 6:40 AM
I have this irrational fear that one day I will have a cold, and I will get kidnapped. The kidnapper will ducktape my mouth shut and I will suffocate and die cause I can't breath out my nose.
One day, you will run up the stairs on all fours, and it will be the last time you do.
December 19, 2024 at 4:11 AM
One day, you will run up the stairs on all fours, and it will be the last time you do.
It's just one of those days 😪
December 18, 2024 at 6:30 PM
It's just one of those days 😪
Ah yes, just a little crystal meth to take the edge off
December 17, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Ah yes, just a little crystal meth to take the edge off
"You can't have this, its chocolate." I say to my dog as I take a bite out of a spicy chicken sandwich.
December 14, 2024 at 4:51 AM
"You can't have this, its chocolate." I say to my dog as I take a bite out of a spicy chicken sandwich.
Letting dirty dishes "soak" is a coward's way of cleaning.
December 14, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Letting dirty dishes "soak" is a coward's way of cleaning.
Alexa just friendzoned me 😞
December 14, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Alexa just friendzoned me 😞
My body is telling me that it needs nerds rope.
November 22, 2024 at 4:46 AM
My body is telling me that it needs nerds rope.
