Oooooohhhhhh, so THIS is what they meant by "A War on Christmas"

@pearlmania500.bsky.social I need you to get on your boys @thedollop.bsky.social to release a Christmas week episode. There was too much going on over the week for there to NOT be a chollop released.

I think my problem in life is that I don't have to confidence to do sometime well out of my realm of expertise like the Trump administration. They're determination to achieve would be admirable and downright inspiring if it wasn't also, you know, destroying the country from the inside out.

2 thoughts I have with the Epstein flight logs:

1) there are so many areas that look like they've edited out with white lines, that it leads mr to believe that certain people have been to that island more than the flight logs actually let on.

2) what are you doing on that island, Doug?

Just listened to Tay Zonday's "chocolate rain" for the first time in decades, and actually paid attention to the lyrics this time. It's the colored man's equivalent to "We didn't start the fire" prove me wrong.

Do cocaine out of a soda bottle - call it a "Blow Pop"

I'm listening to an upbeat house cover to "Zombies." Did we really gentrify "The Cranberries?" Truly, nothing is sacred.

God I can't wait for the chollop episode that comes out for the predicament we find ourselves in today.

@daveanthony.bsky.social @thedollop.bsky.social

The mayor of Halloween Town in the biggest cuck I've ever seen. How you gonna let the king of the PUMPKIN PATCH, aka the town's best farmer, overstep you, the elected official, in authority?

If I... err... someone were to, say, jump off a building to their imminent demise, would their S/O be able to collect on their life insurance policy if they were named? Asking for a friend.

Does anyone ghost-ride the whip anymore? It's like a dying form of art.

Had a drive by shooting happen right outside of my apartment at 3 am this morning. I know I should be more concerned with the dafter and wellbeing of myself and my neighbors, but all I can think about is how my rent is about to drop due to property value.

I judt bought a brand new gaming laptop, a device specifically designed to run game at high quality... why the FUCK did it Microsoft Teams pop up the moment I started it up.

Just dropped $1200 on a "like new" gaming laptop from best buy. It doesn't turn on.

Paying over a band for the "appearance" of a gaming computer just ain't it.

Trump is the focal point of like 90% of my problems right now, but saying his name doesn't hit the same as "Thanks, Obama."

Heeeeeyyyyyy, BlueSky. You'll probably be seeing a bunch of new faces, me among them. Let's have fun watching the US burn together!