It doesn't count, but it's close enough that my guess feels validated.

You DID get me

Ah, I figured that your chances of meeting Miyamoto are higher than that of the general populace. Of course, I forgot about our geographical proximity to Portman as children.

I'm thinking that Natalie Portman is the lie?

I'm sorry for your loss.

Ain't that the goddamned truth.

Wow... job hunting seems to be perpetual, huh?

I was always good about cleaning lint from the dryer because of my dad's experience working for the medical examiner. It was the HVAC filters in the attic we didn't know about and about which nobody told us. But yeah. Also, how the heck ya been?