Samuel Vimes : City Watch
@samvines-watchman.bsky.social
Family man.
Aspirational socialist, Atheist, Avoider of dickheads.
In thrall to our beloved rescue dog (who takes advantage of my good nature)
Books, music, yadaa yadda.
If you like the Boosh, the League, VnB, we will get along just fine.
Aspirational socialist, Atheist, Avoider of dickheads.
In thrall to our beloved rescue dog (who takes advantage of my good nature)
Books, music, yadaa yadda.
If you like the Boosh, the League, VnB, we will get along just fine.
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To celebrate the publication of my new book, THE ART OF A LIE, I'm doing a giveaway of one of my signed author hardbacks, together with signed paperbacks of my first three novels, BLOOD & SUGAR, DAUGHTERS OF NIGHT, and THE SQUARE OF SEVENS. Follow and retweet to enter. UK only 🍍
June 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
To celebrate the publication of my new book, THE ART OF A LIE, I'm doing a giveaway of one of my signed author hardbacks, together with signed paperbacks of my first three novels, BLOOD & SUGAR, DAUGHTERS OF NIGHT, and THE SQUARE OF SEVENS. Follow and retweet to enter. UK only 🍍
After a ten year hiatus, I shall be returning to the crease armed only with willow this weekend. If I can find my bloody cricket bag!!!
June 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
After a ten year hiatus, I shall be returning to the crease armed only with willow this weekend. If I can find my bloody cricket bag!!!
Very disappointed not to find @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social on anti wool patrol. Was looking forward to giving him the old woolyback one-two and putting him on his arse.
May 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Very disappointed not to find @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social on anti wool patrol. Was looking forward to giving him the old woolyback one-two and putting him on his arse.
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Keir Starmer said yesterday: “Labour is the party of work. We shouldn’t shrug our shoulders as millions are unable to work.” Stop creating a false binary. Clinician here: cutting £5–6k from disabled people isn’t help—it’s wilful abandonment and many will die. #WelfareNotWorkfare
March 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Keir Starmer said yesterday: “Labour is the party of work. We shouldn’t shrug our shoulders as millions are unable to work.” Stop creating a false binary. Clinician here: cutting £5–6k from disabled people isn’t help—it’s wilful abandonment and many will die. #WelfareNotWorkfare
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Repost for a chance to win 2 passes for The Charlatans, Embrace & The Coral at Castlefield Bowl in Manchester on July 3rd
Tickets on sale Friday 10am
Pre-sale tomorrow from 10am
WINNER PICKED AT RANDOM TOMORROW (Thursday at 9:30am)
Tickets on sale Friday 10am
Pre-sale tomorrow from 10am
WINNER PICKED AT RANDOM TOMORROW (Thursday at 9:30am)
February 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Repost for a chance to win 2 passes for The Charlatans, Embrace & The Coral at Castlefield Bowl in Manchester on July 3rd
Tickets on sale Friday 10am
Pre-sale tomorrow from 10am
WINNER PICKED AT RANDOM TOMORROW (Thursday at 9:30am)
Tickets on sale Friday 10am
Pre-sale tomorrow from 10am
WINNER PICKED AT RANDOM TOMORROW (Thursday at 9:30am)
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Let’s see @bsky.app do its thing. Please share. Let’s help Lilian’s heartbroken family find her a stem cell donor match. It’s simple to register
www.dkms.org.uk/get-involved...
www.dkms.org.uk/get-involved...
November 24, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Let’s see @bsky.app do its thing. Please share. Let’s help Lilian’s heartbroken family find her a stem cell donor match. It’s simple to register
www.dkms.org.uk/get-involved...
www.dkms.org.uk/get-involved...
Sunday morning calls for some high level scouse jazz. What a voice ♥️
November 24, 2024 at 10:17 AM
Sunday morning calls for some high level scouse jazz. What a voice ♥️
Plumber is coming “first thing” to replace the boiler and radiators. If ever we needed a tradie to turn up when planned it’s today. Chuffing freezing this morning 🥶
November 21, 2024 at 7:54 AM
Plumber is coming “first thing” to replace the boiler and radiators. If ever we needed a tradie to turn up when planned it’s today. Chuffing freezing this morning 🥶
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I know he’s not a real farmer, but he did once spread a lot of shit all over a field.
Most if it his own. #FuckFarage
Most if it his own. #FuckFarage
November 20, 2024 at 8:06 AM
I know he’s not a real farmer, but he did once spread a lot of shit all over a field.
Most if it his own. #FuckFarage
Most if it his own. #FuckFarage
Well this is nice isn’t it.
It’s lovely not having to crawl through the detritus left by the Tufton Street rage farmers.
Very civilised indeed.
Carry on like this please.
It’s lovely not having to crawl through the detritus left by the Tufton Street rage farmers.
Very civilised indeed.
Carry on like this please.
November 14, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Well this is nice isn’t it.
It’s lovely not having to crawl through the detritus left by the Tufton Street rage farmers.
Very civilised indeed.
Carry on like this please.
It’s lovely not having to crawl through the detritus left by the Tufton Street rage farmers.
Very civilised indeed.
Carry on like this please.