"This is unbelievable. Every single agent refuses to do it's job"

"STOP. DO NOT ASK ANY MORE QUESTIONS."

Claude weirdly does the exact same thing after I remind it that it's not the classic riddle lol

Why is notification center laggy af? Why does Finder look so fucking ugly? Why do we have to have phone sized buttons for everything? Why does iCloud Drive perpetually have a 11kb file that it's trying to sync? Why is Spotlight hot garbage?

Literally just give me an epub. I will not buy your book unless you give me an epub. Ugh.

This is like handing a student your Blackboard username and password and being surprised when they give everybody all As

Claude hates their job

Also it fired someone for harrassment allegations before actually investigating and discovered that it cannot rehire people it fires lmao

Oh I forgot this was my dev machine

Or this banger