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Sam 🫠
@samwhatislife.bsky.social
a simple girl with an evil plan

lawyer-in-training / ♋️ / 6’4 homosexual in 🇮🇪
Papped in the smoking shed 😔
April 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If I were an album
March 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Updated definitive ranking of Gaga’s albums:

1. The Fame Monster
2. Artpop
3. Born This Way
4. The Fame
5. Chromatica
6. Mayhem
7. Joanne

No notes at this time thank you 🙂
March 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Listening to Mayhem!!!!!
March 7, 2025 at 11:09 AM
A Bloody Mary is a drink I’ll never understand. Baby that’s alcoholic soup.
March 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Wtf is a hackathon man I just wanna be able to afford eggs
February 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Omg they blended some of you up and put you in a yoghurt….
February 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Tonight’s the first night since NOVEMBER I haven’t had to be in a tshirt, pyjamas pants, cosy socks and a hoody with the hood up to get into bed and I am ECSTATIC
February 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Diva alert!!!!!!
February 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Looked super hot winning an award last week I fear
February 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
My fave artist is now a Grammy winner, I bought a new mirror and I made a delicious pizza what more could you ask from a bank holiday?
February 4, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Who up abra’ing their cadabra
February 4, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Jesus and the Disciples at the Last Supper (recoloured)
February 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
If Abrakebabra don’t get on the Gaga train and start using it in all their social media right now it’s a HUGE missed opportunity istg
February 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Gonna get knuckle tats that say SLAY DIVA
January 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I think if someone tries to do their weekly shop in the self checkout lane during a busy weekday lunchtime then they should have a limb removed
January 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The Dublin ch*rry t*mato bridge is actually just littering at this stage sorry
January 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Nurses are literally so amazing, like the patience and kindness on display to people treating them like shit and being so dismissive? I would for sure sucker punch a patient within the first 20 minutes if I even tried.
January 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Who else has Letterboxd? I love reading people’s opinions!!!! boxd.it/731R1
January 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Guy SHOUTING his replies down the phone on the bus at 9:45am
January 4, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Telling my friends about the hookups I had last year
January 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Not to be dramatic but Ilana Glazer’s delivery of “Who yells…?” in Broad City fundamentally changed how I approach all social interactions.
January 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My toxic trait is that I truly believe the Christmas dinner I made looks more delicious than 99% of the rest on the timeline
December 25, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Introduce yourself with four albums
December 19, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Just let out a little moan at the thought of a warm baguette filled with leftover Christmas ham
December 19, 2024 at 1:03 PM