I need a successful side hustle asap cus I am fucking BROKE

Gonna have an orgasm tomorrow I think. I deserve it ☺️

I don't want to go to work, I want to be sat by the fire in a bookshop and that's also a coffee shop and bakery sipping on an oat latte eating an almond croissant with my nose in a book

Life is not cutting it anymore, I want to live in the same universe as Howls Moving Castle

I crave hot holidays way too much for someone that has an allergy to strong UV rays