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the rangers suck
i do think i should be able to pause my movie for more than 5 minutes before my tv force quits the app and returns to the home screen
December 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
you know ur in hicksville when the bathrooms are labeled fillys snd stallions 😭
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
steam achievements are literal crack to me
July 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
i am now terrrifed of the pain i’m going to feel watching rogue one
May 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
something about a violin really does get me hooked
May 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
i actually would die for cassian andor and obviously no one else has ever had that thought
May 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Reposted by sam.
andor spoilers #andor

Senator Oran saying “Ghorman is being slaughtered! It’s my people today and yours tomorrow! Remember this day! Remember Ghorman! This will be you soon enough,” right in front of Senator Bail Organa of Alderaan, whose entire planet will be destroyed in just two years.
May 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
inject andor into my veins
May 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
another year of the zags letting me down
March 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
if michigan state loses tomorrow i will kms. check back at like midnight
March 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
ridiculous to think back to 2019 when i refused to drink hard seltzers. someone needed to slap that pick me mindset outta me
March 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
man nothing like watching a new movie and getting to finally pull up those letterboxd reviews
October 26, 2023 at 2:48 AM
what a beautiful morning. what a great day to be a texas fan. living in pure bliss till friday
October 24, 2023 at 2:42 PM
i cannot believe my parents were alive when the internet didn’t exist ???? like that’s insane ??
October 21, 2023 at 6:41 AM
the texas bullpen is going to give me a stroke
October 7, 2023 at 9:02 PM
at that stage of airport level drunk / bored where i’m just throwing out likes to anybody’s instagram story
September 30, 2023 at 12:13 AM
whoever decided instagram should tell me the last time someone was active just know ur #1 on my hit list
September 29, 2023 at 3:23 AM
jonas brothers concert got me thinking about all my grade school bfs
September 26, 2023 at 4:42 AM
“Slut!” by taylor swift about to be my top song of the year idc what it sounds like
September 20, 2023 at 6:55 PM
bottoms had the end credits blooper reel. cinema is back!!
September 4, 2023 at 9:35 PM
ghosting is really just a higher leveled irish goodbye
September 1, 2023 at 3:04 PM
knuckle puck and taylor swift releasing in the same week i am about to have the best october of my life
August 29, 2023 at 4:08 PM
Reposted by sam.
is it a good album or did it just come out when you were 16
August 23, 2023 at 2:04 PM