unclegrandma
@sanakurata94.bsky.social
my brain doesn't rot, it ferments 🇲🇽🇺🇸
actor / snackie / sgumg 🧡🤍🩷
actor / snackie / sgumg 🧡🤍🩷
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unclegrandma
@sanakurata94.bsky.social
· Jan 21
I hope Will Smith was at the inauguration
Wtf is an extra virgin anyway
Is that like, the less-pretty backup sacrifice in case the first one’s done buht stuff?
Is that like, the less-pretty backup sacrifice in case the first one’s done buht stuff?
March 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Wtf is an extra virgin anyway
Is that like, the less-pretty backup sacrifice in case the first one’s done buht stuff?
Is that like, the less-pretty backup sacrifice in case the first one’s done buht stuff?
You know what they say. If you can’t beat ‘em!
March 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
You know what they say. If you can’t beat ‘em!
Man, I do NOT remember Snoop Dog being in I Wanna Love You by Akon 😒
March 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Man, I do NOT remember Snoop Dog being in I Wanna Love You by Akon 😒
I think the only way I could possibly describe my PMDD exhaustion is with this horror still
February 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I think the only way I could possibly describe my PMDD exhaustion is with this horror still
Happy dictator's day to those who desecrate. Don't forget to piss on the flag and thank Obama for literally everything ever 💦🇺🇸🙏
a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech in front of a microphone and says i believe in change
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech in front of a microphone and says i believe in change
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Happy dictator's day to those who desecrate. Don't forget to piss on the flag and thank Obama for literally everything ever 💦🇺🇸🙏
Starting a thread of media that makes women gay
(source: not me, that's for sure)
(source: not me, that's for sure)
February 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Starting a thread of media that makes women gay
(source: not me, that's for sure)
(source: not me, that's for sure)
I wish we could all Venmo Kendrick $10 for him to perform Not Like Us at a prison and split the donations amongst the people's commissary
like those viral choreography videos in 2012 or that one Victorious episode.
And they spell FDT with their bodies while singing "a minor"
like those viral choreography videos in 2012 or that one Victorious episode.
And they spell FDT with their bodies while singing "a minor"
a group of people wearing orange jumpsuits with the word prison on them
ALT: a group of people wearing orange jumpsuits with the word prison on them
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I wish we could all Venmo Kendrick $10 for him to perform Not Like Us at a prison and split the donations amongst the people's commissary
like those viral choreography videos in 2012 or that one Victorious episode.
And they spell FDT with their bodies while singing "a minor"
like those viral choreography videos in 2012 or that one Victorious episode.
And they spell FDT with their bodies while singing "a minor"
first superbowl I've ever watched start to finish without being bored and I still can't tell you what Travis Kelce does besides date TSwift
And I was excited to witness the hype, too. Duck-duck-going it rn
(My guess is some kinda defense)
And I was excited to witness the hype, too. Duck-duck-going it rn
(My guess is some kinda defense)
February 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
first superbowl I've ever watched start to finish without being bored and I still can't tell you what Travis Kelce does besides date TSwift
And I was excited to witness the hype, too. Duck-duck-going it rn
(My guess is some kinda defense)
And I was excited to witness the hype, too. Duck-duck-going it rn
(My guess is some kinda defense)
that's what happens when you don't put women in the writers rooms 👨🏻 (my Latina mustache still liked them, tho)
February 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
that's what happens when you don't put women in the writers rooms 👨🏻 (my Latina mustache still liked them, tho)
let my people ho
February 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
let my people ho
Recession core is a new final destination movie
February 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Recession core is a new final destination movie
absolutely awful news - i did not raise my big beautiful nose to be a prude
I always chuckle when I remember that hay fever is actually people reacting to plants having air sex.
January 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM
absolutely awful news - i did not raise my big beautiful nose to be a prude
on a real note, it doesn't feel good seeing middle class white citizens panic more than you
ur like, chipping at my morale fr fr
ur like, chipping at my morale fr fr
January 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
on a real note, it doesn't feel good seeing middle class white citizens panic more than you
ur like, chipping at my morale fr fr
ur like, chipping at my morale fr fr
I fink I'm reawwy stahting to hate my countwy
witawwy
witawwy
January 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I fink I'm reawwy stahting to hate my countwy
witawwy
witawwy
if you have a president who can read AND comprehend, I'm so envious of you rn
January 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
if you have a president who can read AND comprehend, I'm so envious of you rn
straight for pay 🫴💰
January 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
straight for pay 🫴💰
you know how people say sneezing means someone's talking about you?
I'm convinced needing to dookie after showering is in the same vein, just don't know what the opps are doing to 'cause it yet. 🤔🧐💭
I'm convinced needing to dookie after showering is in the same vein, just don't know what the opps are doing to 'cause it yet. 🤔🧐💭
January 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
you know how people say sneezing means someone's talking about you?
I'm convinced needing to dookie after showering is in the same vein, just don't know what the opps are doing to 'cause it yet. 🤔🧐💭
I'm convinced needing to dookie after showering is in the same vein, just don't know what the opps are doing to 'cause it yet. 🤔🧐💭
So far, Pokémon TCGP has been great for dopamine substitution as I wean myself off TT.
10/10 would not recommend if you have issues with gambling
10/10 would not recommend if you have issues with gambling
January 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
So far, Pokémon TCGP has been great for dopamine substitution as I wean myself off TT.
10/10 would not recommend if you have issues with gambling
10/10 would not recommend if you have issues with gambling
Reposted by unclegrandma
Lapras chillin’ on the beach
January 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Lapras chillin’ on the beach
Reposted by unclegrandma
January 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
putting the twit in Blue(twit)sky
January 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
putting the twit in Blue(twit)sky
mis hijos están congelados y ni tengo huevos
January 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
mis hijos están congelados y ni tengo huevos
I hope Will Smith was at the inauguration
January 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I hope Will Smith was at the inauguration