You sly devil. I'm in.
January 27, 2026 at 10:07 PM
You sly devil. I'm in.
does it come with a money-back guarantee? because I'm like this close to engaging but I need that warm and toasty feeling of the guarantee right there on the box
January 27, 2026 at 4:16 PM
does it come with a money-back guarantee? because I'm like this close to engaging but I need that warm and toasty feeling of the guarantee right there on the box
the Hog can't be bought for any number of cats
January 25, 2026 at 6:53 PM
the Hog can't be bought for any number of cats
ooh so that's why Trump has been wearing that suit with the question marks on it
January 25, 2026 at 6:39 PM
ooh so that's why Trump has been wearing that suit with the question marks on it
System Crash is the handle of the former DOGE employee they hired to delete it
January 25, 2026 at 6:35 PM
System Crash is the handle of the former DOGE employee they hired to delete it
then they'd cheer "Crank that Cronk!" and "Get Cronked!"
January 25, 2026 at 6:19 PM
then they'd cheer "Crank that Cronk!" and "Get Cronked!"
if they don't, we have no choice but to believe (and there's just as much evidence of) that behind closed doors these same elected Representatives do agree and support what ICE is doing
January 25, 2026 at 1:04 AM
if they don't, we have no choice but to believe (and there's just as much evidence of) that behind closed doors these same elected Representatives do agree and support what ICE is doing
as a certain ammonia-scented grave in the UK that gets 'baptised' each year long since her death will attest, the hate doesn't necessarily become past tense when the person does
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 PM
as a certain ammonia-scented grave in the UK that gets 'baptised' each year long since her death will attest, the hate doesn't necessarily become past tense when the person does
the killings will continue until someone has the cojones to charge them with murder
not paying for it (and if congress won't, the American people will have to defund the government directly) is a good start
but it is not justice
not paying for it (and if congress won't, the American people will have to defund the government directly) is a good start
but it is not justice
January 24, 2026 at 9:44 PM
the killings will continue until someone has the cojones to charge them with murder
not paying for it (and if congress won't, the American people will have to defund the government directly) is a good start
but it is not justice
not paying for it (and if congress won't, the American people will have to defund the government directly) is a good start
but it is not justice
he was wrong. Everyone just fucking hates him everywhere.
January 24, 2026 at 9:32 PM
he was wrong. Everyone just fucking hates him everywhere.
this is the way. though it's also fun to push on the center of the peel while holding the corners and the peel magically just pulls away cleanly
January 21, 2026 at 4:27 PM
this is the way. though it's also fun to push on the center of the peel while holding the corners and the peel magically just pulls away cleanly
he's trying to turn himself into the grand Pooh bah. he wishes he had what China does but with him in charge. he has a severe case of nation-penis envy and the only cure, apart from more cowbell, is to both imitate and denigrate the target of his envy
January 20, 2026 at 2:50 AM
he's trying to turn himself into the grand Pooh bah. he wishes he had what China does but with him in charge. he has a severe case of nation-penis envy and the only cure, apart from more cowbell, is to both imitate and denigrate the target of his envy
how else are you going to have a lobster knife fight?
January 17, 2026 at 9:03 PM
how else are you going to have a lobster knife fight?
and what they do teach they glorify the US's role, making them look like heroes and rescuers rather than invaders and interlopers
January 9, 2026 at 3:32 PM
and what they do teach they glorify the US's role, making them look like heroes and rescuers rather than invaders and interlopers
Tom Nook big naturals
January 6, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Tom Nook big naturals
complete with pink tortillas for extra healing power
January 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
complete with pink tortillas for extra healing power
hopefully nobody suggested getting that issue licked
January 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
hopefully nobody suggested getting that issue licked
yeah that's more like long spam musubi
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
yeah that's more like long spam musubi
doesn't he have to be dead for his name to be on a memorial?
is it a memorial for those pushed away by trump?
the title of this building needs serious correction or reality does
is it a memorial for those pushed away by trump?
the title of this building needs serious correction or reality does
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
doesn't he have to be dead for his name to be on a memorial?
is it a memorial for those pushed away by trump?
the title of this building needs serious correction or reality does
is it a memorial for those pushed away by trump?
the title of this building needs serious correction or reality does
They've got Oliver South already at the top of the list
December 20, 2025 at 7:43 AM
They've got Oliver South already at the top of the list
every time they say it's for jobs nobody wants to do what they mean is it's for jobs they don't want to pay people to do
and as soon as they decide there's a line where it's ok not to pay, that line just keeps creeping up further and further
and they launder their sins by saying everybody's doing it
and as soon as they decide there's a line where it's ok not to pay, that line just keeps creeping up further and further
and they launder their sins by saying everybody's doing it
December 17, 2025 at 12:19 PM
every time they say it's for jobs nobody wants to do what they mean is it's for jobs they don't want to pay people to do
and as soon as they decide there's a line where it's ok not to pay, that line just keeps creeping up further and further
and they launder their sins by saying everybody's doing it
and as soon as they decide there's a line where it's ok not to pay, that line just keeps creeping up further and further
and they launder their sins by saying everybody's doing it
the kind of thing you'd find if you meet in an abandoned studio
December 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
the kind of thing you'd find if you meet in an abandoned studio
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. It's a secret to everyone.
December 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. It's a secret to everyone.