Just had the greatest idea 💡—rebrand the Terminator franchise for local markets.
Forget “I’ll be back”, now it’s “I’ll be back… after tea” 🍵😂
This is gonna be a franchise killer app… literally. 🤖🔥

#TheLocalinator #IWillBeBackBruh #MarketTerminator #ComedySkynet #HastaLaVistaBaby

Ozzy Osbourne in Heaven – Part 3 ✨👼
It’s strange that the Prince of Darkness 🤘🖤 spent his whole career being a nice guy… and ended up in heaven! 😂☁️

Turns out, even angels need a little rock & roll. 🎸😇
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New Fuzzy Dice Sketch:
It was a sad day when Ozzy Osbourne passed away… but I can’t help imagining him at the Pearly Gates just looking around, completely bemused. Like—‘how the hell did I get in here?!’ 😂

The man is a legend!

#shorts #ozzyosbourne #princeofdarkness #comedy #sketch

Who knew handing out leaflets could turn into a full contact sport? 🤦‍♂️ Only one man could turn the world’s easiest job into a fight scene from Fast & Furious. 💀😂

#ComedyGold #OnlyMe #HowDidThisHappen #EpicFail #StreetDrama #AccidentalHero #ClownEnergy #DailyStruggle #WhenLifeAttacks #SendHelp 😂

David Walliams will no doubt take this in good humour — after all, his life has been anything but ordinary! From bestselling author to cheeky comedian, his extraordinary journey continues to entertain and inspire. 📚🎭😂”

#DavidWalliams #ComedyLegend #FunnyMan #GoodHumour #short #shorts

💡 BREAKING: The Uniquely Talented has cracked the comedy formula for fame, fortune, and a Hampstead mansion… all thanks to his 17th “million-dollar idea” this week. Spoiler: it’s even worse than the last one. 🏆💷🏠

#short #shorts #comedy #edinburghfringe #davidwalliams

So apparently billionaire Jim Ratcliffe needs help from Manchester Council to build Manchester United’s new stadium. 🤯
Didn’t realise begging bowls were now luxury items for the rich too. 💰🍲
Next up: Elon Musk doing a GoFundMe for his next rocket. 🚀
#PassTheHat #CouncilCashSplash

There’s no such thing as a free lunch”… unless you’re loitering near a Greggs sample tray. Modern problems require modern snacking solutions. 🥐😂

If you’re enjoying the nonsense, help us cook up more comedy! Support us on Patreon so we can keep the jokes (and sausage rolls) coming 👉 Link in bio.

When Vinnie Jones tells you to “be kind” right after threatening to rip someone’s head off in a pub…
💀😂

The man went from two-foot tackles to TED Talks.
Respect the evolution, but don’t pretend you didn’t once scare grass off the pitch.
#ComedyGold #VinnieJonesVibes #HardManHypocrisy #short #shorts