@sandmoose.bsky.social
Jerry Seinfeld used up all his creative juices on Seinfeld and didn't think to name it: Bee Game.
January 17, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Jerry Seinfeld used up all his creative juices on Seinfeld and didn't think to name it: Bee Game.
Noticed her attire, asked her business, talked a bit of relatable politics and gave a genuine personal opinion.
Green flags all around, I gotta say. 👍
Green flags all around, I gotta say. 👍
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Noticed her attire, asked her business, talked a bit of relatable politics and gave a genuine personal opinion.
Green flags all around, I gotta say. 👍
Green flags all around, I gotta say. 👍
Pull a Ratchet and Clank and let him gently drift off into the sun to explode into a giant flaming ball of gas.
Poetic, really.
Poetic, really.
January 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Pull a Ratchet and Clank and let him gently drift off into the sun to explode into a giant flaming ball of gas.
Poetic, really.
Poetic, really.
If only the pandemic masks were white and pointy instead of hospital blue.
The ball gag is unrealistic, these guys love hearing themselves talk too much.
The ball gag is unrealistic, these guys love hearing themselves talk too much.
January 14, 2026 at 3:08 PM
If only the pandemic masks were white and pointy instead of hospital blue.
The ball gag is unrealistic, these guys love hearing themselves talk too much.
The ball gag is unrealistic, these guys love hearing themselves talk too much.
AH!
Christ, it's not even close to October, warn a brother before posting ghosts, goblins and ghouls!
Christ, it's not even close to October, warn a brother before posting ghosts, goblins and ghouls!
January 14, 2026 at 3:05 PM
AH!
Christ, it's not even close to October, warn a brother before posting ghosts, goblins and ghouls!
Christ, it's not even close to October, warn a brother before posting ghosts, goblins and ghouls!
Wait, wait wait...
You mean our best gooners don't even compare to the galactic worst? That kinda terrifies me and inspires me to up my freak game.
You mean our best gooners don't even compare to the galactic worst? That kinda terrifies me and inspires me to up my freak game.
January 14, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Wait, wait wait...
You mean our best gooners don't even compare to the galactic worst? That kinda terrifies me and inspires me to up my freak game.
You mean our best gooners don't even compare to the galactic worst? That kinda terrifies me and inspires me to up my freak game.
"I was kinda hoping it was the lower half."
January 13, 2026 at 2:54 PM
"I was kinda hoping it was the lower half."
I can't unsee the red frown being a handlebar mustache.
January 12, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I can't unsee the red frown being a handlebar mustache.
Yes, early 2000's see-through plastic PlayStation 2 controller, I am.
December 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Yes, early 2000's see-through plastic PlayStation 2 controller, I am.
He won't bail you out a second time, farmers. Time to pull those bootstrap's you love so much.
December 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
He won't bail you out a second time, farmers. Time to pull those bootstrap's you love so much.
"bro, what do you mean by check-mating press-"
December 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"bro, what do you mean by check-mating press-"
Maybe it's years of Spyro propaganda, but I'm just in love with the generic 💎 gem shape
December 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Maybe it's years of Spyro propaganda, but I'm just in love with the generic 💎 gem shape
The Bull-man ranch meeds milkers and I see a need that requires filling.
December 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The Bull-man ranch meeds milkers and I see a need that requires filling.
Cptsd? Oh, you mean my extended lore
December 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Cptsd? Oh, you mean my extended lore
1.2 thousand people agree with you
That's more than the amount of people that live in my village.
That's more than the amount of people that live in my village.
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
1.2 thousand people agree with you
That's more than the amount of people that live in my village.
That's more than the amount of people that live in my village.
No son of Grok stand upright!
We drag knuckle in this cavehold!
We drag knuckle in this cavehold!
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
No son of Grok stand upright!
We drag knuckle in this cavehold!
We drag knuckle in this cavehold!
Average uno and monopoly experience
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Average uno and monopoly experience
The comically wider-eyed hammerhead shark wants to up the anti
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The comically wider-eyed hammerhead shark wants to up the anti
That's the most "looks like a pizza" pizza I've ever seen.
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
That's the most "looks like a pizza" pizza I've ever seen.
Those are the WORST kind!
The kind that make you delve into real degenerate stuff like "true love", "hand holding" and "wholesome"
The kind that make you delve into real degenerate stuff like "true love", "hand holding" and "wholesome"
November 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Those are the WORST kind!
The kind that make you delve into real degenerate stuff like "true love", "hand holding" and "wholesome"
The kind that make you delve into real degenerate stuff like "true love", "hand holding" and "wholesome"
There was a time when I respected Beneficial Cucumber.
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
There was a time when I respected Beneficial Cucumber.
I got banned from reddit and thought I lost you guys forever.
Glad I still get to have my Tiff and Eve fix.
Glad I still get to have my Tiff and Eve fix.
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I got banned from reddit and thought I lost you guys forever.
Glad I still get to have my Tiff and Eve fix.
Glad I still get to have my Tiff and Eve fix.
Because usually you have to pay for that service.
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Because usually you have to pay for that service.