Sandwich
sandwich129.bsky.social
Sandwich
@sandwich129.bsky.social
Part time software developer, full time geek.
Apex pessimist

Player of Bloodbowl & some other games.
Occasional writer of Bloodbowl fiction.
Also spends time playing with lightsabers and bows
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I should probably do an introduction post here.

I'm Sandwich, a #bloodbowl player of many years, also a Black Library wannabe, a mediocre painter, a lightsaber enthusiast, and as of a couple of months ago, a member of Archery GB
#eurovision redeemed by Käärijä & Baby Lasagna
Time for my yearly raft of tweet/skeets as I get drunk watching #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Time for my yearly raft of tweet/skeets as I get drunk watching #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Catching up on life after the #bloodbowl #nafc (followed by a busy bank holiday!)

Took gnomes.
3-2-1 was my best ever NAFC, first time I've ever won more than 2 games!
Finished 67th overall, from 290-odd. Very pleased with that!
4th best stunty team
11th most casualties
13th most touchdowns
May 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I've been incredibly busy avoiding painting this year, even going as far as to do things like exercise instead.

But with a big #bloodbowl tournament coming up this weekend I did have to paint at least one mini, the star attraction of my gnome team, Grombrindal, the White Dwarf
April 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I'd forgotten the Black Library deadline was yesterday. Luckily I finished mine last week so submitted early.
Don't think my entry is what is really wanted, but it ticked all the boxes so there's always hope. And it's a Christmas story, which might be perfect timing given how long it usually takes!
March 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Squeaking into the year's last hours, our Best Stories of 2024 (+ 4 hon. mentions)

CONGRATS to winners Lisa Farrell, Lisa Muncey, Dave McGrath, Georgina Sims, Sarah Richardson & E. Ce Miller & hons Ricardo Visinho Kathryn Sharpe Hannah Noyce & Angelita Bradney!

www.liarsleague.com/liars_league...
Stories of the Year: 2024, MVPs & HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Farewell, 2024 - it's been epic! We read through hundreds of submissions, performed 34 of the best stories at six sensational events & gave out five(!) Most Valuable Player Awards - to actors Tony Bel...
www.liarsleague.com
December 31, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Getting into the Christmas spirit by eating a creme egg 🎅
December 24, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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Warhammer 40,000 Roleplay: Imperium Maledictum Inquisition GM's Guide out now!

The Inquisition GM’s Guide, the second of two Inquisition-focused supplements bringing new ways to play to the Macharian Sector.

Pre-order today!
cubicle7games.com/warhammer-40...

#warhammer40k #40k #cubicle7 #ttrpg
December 17, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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The Space Marine (with apologies to Julia Donaldson)

A grot took a walk though a deep dark wood,
A gaunt saw the grot, and the grot looked good,
‘Where are you going to, little green fool?
Come and have lunch in my digestion pool.’

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June 19, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Yesterday's session of educating my kids: #LegionsImperialis no wait #AdeptusTitanicus? Erm... Close enough #epic #warhammer #nerdlings

Orks from the Death Skulls and Bad Moon clans, with two mega gargants, facing off against ultramarines and a titan legion.
December 16, 2024 at 9:00 AM
Figured it was a good day to run through this new-ish 😉 #warhammer game with my sons... It held up pretty well, took a few hours to play but we all really enjoyed it #nerdlings #manowar
December 14, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
One day, I will cook rice for dinner without doing too much.

Insert Aragorn gif here
November 28, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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📚We're reopening to unagented manuscripts in January. We really encourage LGBTQ+ folk, marginalised and underrepresented writers, disabled, non-London based authors, authors over 40, and writers from working class backgrounds to submit to us.
November 20, 2024 at 10:17 AM
Youngest son is 12 today so I spent most of the day being a good dad & building #warhammer goodies

He also built & painted a load of death guard for himself but I think these were a bit daunting for him!
November 16, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie
November 16, 2024 at 9:10 AM
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If there's one hobby tip I can offer: for those who don't have a professional display case to keep the dust off, the Ferrero Rocher 30packs are the perfect size to hold around 20 guard/SM/necro sized units, and the 16packs fit a tidy 5man terminator squad (plus, ya know, chocolate).
November 14, 2024 at 6:29 PM
I finished up two more Asgardians for MCP, ready for a game on Thursday night.

I could do with getting the new affiliation box but now I have 7 or 8 I can run (and they all cost so much threat I only ever get 4 on the table at once anyway)
November 11, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Absolute genius
Stupid Lore Sunday - Daughters 1st Birthday Picture Book Special

#Nerdlings #StupidLoreSunday

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November 10, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Right, I'm bored of waiting for a #BlackLibrary open submission window that won't be helpful for me anyway.

I've got some #bloodbowl short stories written with nowhere to go.

Do any #warhammer writers know the secret BL "get published" email address?

Does ayone fancy reading/giving feedback some?
November 10, 2024 at 10:29 AM
With the team done the afternoon before the event, I had "plenty" of time to paint some tokens. Finished on Friday with a good 20mins to spare before I left!

The #dungeonbowl was fun. Only won 1 game (failed GFI into the endzone cost me a win) but I got Most Cas suffered for the 3rd time in a row 🥳
October 26, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Because I'm definitely not the kind of person who leaves things until the last minute, here's my #dungeonbowl college of life team for a tournament tomorrow.

I haven't just finished painting them, honest...

And I'm definitely not now looking at some tokens I can paint for this team.
October 24, 2024 at 3:03 PM
I should probably do an introduction post here.

I'm Sandwich, a #bloodbowl player of many years, also a Black Library wannabe, a mediocre painter, a lightsaber enthusiast, and as of a couple of months ago, a member of Archery GB
October 19, 2024 at 3:16 PM