You ever get a sinking feeling that you're still really cool and normative while you're trying to remember if this town used to have a blacksmith in it?

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I don't need drugs to do dumb shit

I'm inspired to do dumb shit by life

Unless you're proving a theorem, the absence of evidence after enough looking to typically turn up significant evidence of presence, where presence is present, is indeed evidence of absence.

Kia using Arial for their new year's message

When λ < μ a to do list can just be LIFO and it will tend to zero; if λ > μ you need an elaborate system for triaging tasks and assigning lower priority tasks to an ever-growing "do later" list that serves as a task hospice

I should do a podcast or PowerPoints or something but with gay porn on the background to curate my audience