Pokemon you’d have irl. Yes I know one of these is a stretch but each of these pokemon is a piece of Daniel lore except Elekid kinda so they all make sense
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Pokemon you’d have irl. Yes I know one of these is a stretch but each of these pokemon is a piece of Daniel lore except Elekid kinda so they all make sense
Table salt to baking soda when baking soda asks what kind of carbonate he is
December 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Table salt to baking soda when baking soda asks what kind of carbonate he is
My psychiatrist: yeah that’s a compulsion. Stop doing that. Feeds into your ocd. Stop it
Me:
Me:
December 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My psychiatrist: yeah that’s a compulsion. Stop doing that. Feeds into your ocd. Stop it
Me:
Me:
Guys I can’t stand Johnny
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Guys I can’t stand Johnny
Gamefreak deciding toucannon’s shiny
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Gamefreak deciding toucannon’s shiny
Just heard this kid ask his dad “is this an NES” and it was a game boy
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Just heard this kid ask his dad “is this an NES” and it was a game boy
Stranger things fans coming to dead by daylight for the first time during the second stranger things collab in January only to find a game that is in its most unplayable phase since its creation
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Stranger things fans coming to dead by daylight for the first time during the second stranger things collab in January only to find a game that is in its most unplayable phase since its creation
See I think my lesson here is sometimes I should just keep it simple
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
See I think my lesson here is sometimes I should just keep it simple
Seeing TikTok videos that are like “there’s this sickness going around. It’s not a cold. It’s not rsv. It’s not the flu. We don’t know what it is.” Um…
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Seeing TikTok videos that are like “there’s this sickness going around. It’s not a cold. It’s not rsv. It’s not the flu. We don’t know what it is.” Um…
Why is my timeline full of marceline and bubblegum big boob edits
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Why is my timeline full of marceline and bubblegum big boob edits
My credit card bill was much less than I thought it was gonna be this month
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My credit card bill was much less than I thought it was gonna be this month
58 notifications on TikTok from Johnny alone
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
58 notifications on TikTok from Johnny alone
Just had someone hardcore tailgate me and flash their lights four times at me so I pulled to the side to let them go around. They zoomed. Must’ve been going 70-75 in a 40. Guess whom I saw at the next THREE lights right in front of me
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Just had someone hardcore tailgate me and flash their lights four times at me so I pulled to the side to let them go around. They zoomed. Must’ve been going 70-75 in a 40. Guess whom I saw at the next THREE lights right in front of me
Call me crazy but I don’t really think a grocery store app should have my location on automatically? I just turned it off but I’m SURE I never allowed it
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Call me crazy but I don’t really think a grocery store app should have my location on automatically? I just turned it off but I’m SURE I never allowed it
Remember when I did that let TikTok choose your audio thing? I tried it again and it didn’t do me dirty this time
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Remember when I did that let TikTok choose your audio thing? I tried it again and it didn’t do me dirty this time
He’s such an abysmal loser I’m crying. Literally no one on earth or in this universe who’s a bigger loser than Elon
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
He’s such an abysmal loser I’m crying. Literally no one on earth or in this universe who’s a bigger loser than Elon
How I feel 21 hours since I’ve taken my last lexapro dosage vs 25-30 hours since my last dosage
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
How I feel 21 hours since I’ve taken my last lexapro dosage vs 25-30 hours since my last dosage