I’m now at the stage of: keep the beard and look old? Shave the beard and look fat?

Want to try acid, but don’t know where to start? Have a whole baked blue Stilton and go straight to bed, like me. Had the trippiest dreams, woke up, thought I was in my childhood bedroom in the 1990s lol

I’d like to thank Julia Donaldson, the folks at Aardman, and everyone at Disney+ for helping me, my wife, and our two under-5s through the holiday season.

#lifehack: go to the cinema on a Saturday morning on a free ticket from your wife’s bank account, have the place to yourself, and watch one of the films of the year.

It’s still happening, guys. Just had a busty sketch of a Thundercats character lifting up her shirts. Thundercats are… no.

It’s my day off today - and I’m going to get up, normal time, ready, and on the train, just to give myself the plot twist of not actually going to work at the end of it.

Wish I could go back in time and uncheck ‘art’ from my list of interests when signing up for Bluesky. Getting more school girl manga than you can shake a problematic pencil at.