Santiago McDonald
@santiagomcdonald.bsky.social
Writer | Roleplayer | Werewolf | Ally | Liker of Tech | Lover of Dogs. Cats can come too.
In my "We have Mendocino Farms at home" era.
October 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
In my "We have Mendocino Farms at home" era.
I just made a salad for lunch so fuckin good it was like "We have Mendocino Farms at home!" but it was actually *too* good; I forgot to take a picture. :(
Next time! :D
Next time! :D
October 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I just made a salad for lunch so fuckin good it was like "We have Mendocino Farms at home!" but it was actually *too* good; I forgot to take a picture. :(
Next time! :D
Next time! :D
If ya therapist ever said "Hoo. You should come in twice this week," put ya hands up!
(Not the reason I don't write rap lyrics, but it is *a* reason.)
(Not the reason I don't write rap lyrics, but it is *a* reason.)
October 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
If ya therapist ever said "Hoo. You should come in twice this week," put ya hands up!
(Not the reason I don't write rap lyrics, but it is *a* reason.)
(Not the reason I don't write rap lyrics, but it is *a* reason.)
Today, on Not TheOnion...
Not the happy flex they think it is.
Fox News Gets Blunt Reality Check After Championing 'Big Comeback' Of Hamburger Helper
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October 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Today, on Not TheOnion...
So just to be clear, if I don't go big, I get to go home?
October 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
So just to be clear, if I don't go big, I get to go home?
Those are rookie numbers. We need to pump those numbers up!
This is great work, America but I know we can do better.
October 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Those are rookie numbers. We need to pump those numbers up!
Repost with a game released the year you were born.
September 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Repost with a game released the year you were born.
OK but, Zoe in Firefly: "I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it."
Being afraid of happiness doesn't mean you're smart. Ignorance isn't bliss. It's okay to be scared; try anyway. You might find you have more courage than you thought.
www.youtube.com/shorts/kgxHY...
Being afraid of happiness doesn't mean you're smart. Ignorance isn't bliss. It's okay to be scared; try anyway. You might find you have more courage than you thought.
www.youtube.com/shorts/kgxHY...
HAPPINESS IS A TRAP #happiness #hopecore
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September 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
OK but, Zoe in Firefly: "I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it."
Being afraid of happiness doesn't mean you're smart. Ignorance isn't bliss. It's okay to be scared; try anyway. You might find you have more courage than you thought.
www.youtube.com/shorts/kgxHY...
Being afraid of happiness doesn't mean you're smart. Ignorance isn't bliss. It's okay to be scared; try anyway. You might find you have more courage than you thought.
www.youtube.com/shorts/kgxHY...
Call: Nice water bottle, soy boy!
Response: Nice kidney stone, boomer clone.
Response: Nice kidney stone, boomer clone.
September 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Call: Nice water bottle, soy boy!
Response: Nice kidney stone, boomer clone.
Response: Nice kidney stone, boomer clone.
We deserve better.
Our legislators and executives can be better.
WE MUST DEMAND BETTER.
Our legislators and executives can be better.
WE MUST DEMAND BETTER.
WARNER: Do you accept the fact that 1 million Americans died from covid?
RFK Jr: I don't know how many died
W: You're the secretary of health and human services. You don't have any idea how many Americans died from covid?
RFK Jr: I don't think anybody knows that
W: How can you be that ignorant?
RFK Jr: I don't know how many died
W: You're the secretary of health and human services. You don't have any idea how many Americans died from covid?
RFK Jr: I don't think anybody knows that
W: How can you be that ignorant?
September 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We deserve better.
Our legislators and executives can be better.
WE MUST DEMAND BETTER.
Our legislators and executives can be better.
WE MUST DEMAND BETTER.
I refuse to get a smart mirror, because I know someone will eventually hack it. IDGAF if they see me naked or whatever (jokes on them lol) but I do know the moment they jumpscare me with a demon in it or osmething like that, I'm cooked. I'll literally die. 😅
August 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I refuse to get a smart mirror, because I know someone will eventually hack it. IDGAF if they see me naked or whatever (jokes on them lol) but I do know the moment they jumpscare me with a demon in it or osmething like that, I'm cooked. I'll literally die. 😅
Any time I see a pic of ICE agents, I see their masks, and I wonder if they were the same people who threw tantrums about having to mask up during COVID.
August 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Any time I see a pic of ICE agents, I see their masks, and I wonder if they were the same people who threw tantrums about having to mask up during COVID.
I'm shocked that "younger people" are answering the phone at all.
Also I feel like 20-somethings and other "younger people" can communicate just fine, they just know how to game the spam systems.
Also I feel like 20-somethings and other "younger people" can communicate just fine, they just know how to game the spam systems.
More and more younger people are answering the phone without saying ‘hello’ and simply waiting until the person on the other line does so first. on.ft.com/4fA6FMI
August 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'm shocked that "younger people" are answering the phone at all.
Also I feel like 20-somethings and other "younger people" can communicate just fine, they just know how to game the spam systems.
Also I feel like 20-somethings and other "younger people" can communicate just fine, they just know how to game the spam systems.
I feel like George RR Martin should just pull a Wheel of Time and hire Brandon Sanderson to finish Game of Thrones.
This was done by Robert Jordan's estate, so DGMW: I wish GRRM good health and long life. Just sayin, let someone who lives to write phonebook-sized tomes a crack at wrapping it up.
This was done by Robert Jordan's estate, so DGMW: I wish GRRM good health and long life. Just sayin, let someone who lives to write phonebook-sized tomes a crack at wrapping it up.
May 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I feel like George RR Martin should just pull a Wheel of Time and hire Brandon Sanderson to finish Game of Thrones.
This was done by Robert Jordan's estate, so DGMW: I wish GRRM good health and long life. Just sayin, let someone who lives to write phonebook-sized tomes a crack at wrapping it up.
This was done by Robert Jordan's estate, so DGMW: I wish GRRM good health and long life. Just sayin, let someone who lives to write phonebook-sized tomes a crack at wrapping it up.
Don't get me wrong, I'm really enjoying #OnceHuman but I wish there was a sidearm slot in addition to the two primary weapons and melee slot.
Good problems?
Good problems?
July 22, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Don't get me wrong, I'm really enjoying #OnceHuman but I wish there was a sidearm slot in addition to the two primary weapons and melee slot.
Good problems?
Good problems?
haha awesome. I remember my first library card. I thought I was so official. I put it in my velcro wallet next to my Safeway cookie card.
Mount Pleasant Library continues to have killer swag
July 19, 2024 at 4:02 PM
haha awesome. I remember my first library card. I thought I was so official. I put it in my velcro wallet next to my Safeway cookie card.
I'm starting to high-key hate dishes, man. It's like day 3,487 of doing dishes every day. If I could work out like I do dishes, I'd be so fuckin' jacked man, damn.
July 19, 2024 at 4:00 PM
I'm starting to high-key hate dishes, man. It's like day 3,487 of doing dishes every day. If I could work out like I do dishes, I'd be so fuckin' jacked man, damn.
Why are unicorns always white?
May 24, 2023 at 8:38 PM
Why are unicorns always white?
In a lot of science fiction, phones become incredibly thin, and transparent.
I'm over here like, that's going to make them hilariously easy to lose.
I'm over here like, that's going to make them hilariously easy to lose.
May 11, 2023 at 5:04 PM
In a lot of science fiction, phones become incredibly thin, and transparent.
I'm over here like, that's going to make them hilariously easy to lose.
I'm over here like, that's going to make them hilariously easy to lose.
Ah yes. Ye Olden Tymes.
May 10, 2023 at 2:01 AM
Ah yes. Ye Olden Tymes.