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Matt ✌️💙🏳️‍🌈📚❌👑
@sanven.com
He/Him, Human (lvl 52). Married (lvl 27). I am a bibliophile and a lifelong believer in hope & nope. Deist. Smartass (lvl ♾️) Red state blueneck. 🏳️‍🌈✌️💙 Keep moving forward. Opinions are my own. INTJ-T - fair warning. #LoveIsAVerb

🚫 DMs/MAGA/Bots
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
-shudder-
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Nothing says "Christian Nation" like blocking food from children. #FFS #Resist #BeKind #TakeNoShit ✌️
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
@creditkarma I have questions, like, who is running your marketing and thinks "...for your age." is appropriate to use in anything?

Apparently I'm supposed to have shit credit at this point? I mean, yes, I pay my bills. But that's just because I (gratefully) can. 🤷🏻‍♂️
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Good morning to the people in my phone. You’re doing your best in a world that keeps testing it. Keep going, we're the good kind of chaos the word needs right now. #Resist #BeKind #TakeNoShit

And, as always, remember you are loved, needed, and enough. 🫂🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Ah yes, the shocking revelation that not everyone files a claim in an insurance pool. Next week: water discovered to be wet, and Republicans rediscover their love for the free market, except, you know, when it helps people. #Resist #BeKind #TakeNoShit
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
#Reminder Find your joy. ✌️
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This is always a fun way to start a week. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Good morning, phone family. The politicians are wild, the news is worse, but hope’s still sitting at the table sipping her coffee. Breathe. Keep going. You’re loved, you’re necessary, and you’re not alone. 🫂❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✌️
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Right now it's laugh or cry and throw things, and while the later can be very therapeutic, I'm going to follow my generational compass for now and just suck it up. -shakes head-
November 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Posted without comment. 😜
#Resist #BeKind #TakeNoShit
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Happy Samhain/Halloween! 🎃👻
October 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Now shipping:
Donald Antoinette, Princess of Excess, Duchess of Denial the Sticker™️

Because one royal tantrum is never enough, she’s sold in sets of three.

thelilstickerco.etsy.com/listing/4396...
😜
October 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Just a quick scan so far, but this is going to be dangerous. 😋✌️
October 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
😳✌️
October 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
😂✌️
October 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Huh I thought it was just me. This is Bob, he’s my wolverine.
October 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This morning I made two half-sheet pans of roasted vegetables and a batch of brown basmati rice to go with grilled chicken for this week’s lunches. I promptly followed that up with pancakes for brunch. Moderation, people. Moderation! 😋
October 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
My body has changed with age but my ability to amuse myself with “adult” purchases has not. I present the latest $3 amusement. It is useful!! 😁🤣
October 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
? 🤷🏻‍♂️😋
October 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
#Reminders 🫂✌️
October 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
#MadeMeSmile 🎃
😂😂😂😂🤣💀
October 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM