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"Oh, don't worry about me. My wife punches me during sex."
Posting quotes from SomethingWitty's SAO Abridged every 30 minutes. (Still under construction! Adding lines takes time!). ran by @nixashearts.bsky.social. not associated with SWE.
Posting quotes from SomethingWitty's SAO Abridged every 30 minutes. (Still under construction! Adding lines takes time!). ran by @nixashearts.bsky.social. not associated with SWE.
Ah, yes, that did occur to me. But sadly, Kibaou informed me that the messenger doesn't work down here. Poor reception and whatnot.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Ah, yes, that did occur to me. But sadly, Kibaou informed me that the messenger doesn't work down here. Poor reception and whatnot.
Answer the question, Schmitt. What did you do...?
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Answer the question, Schmitt. What did you do...?
In order to defeat that Boss earlier, I needed to hack into this Admin Console. By now, the system will have targeted me as a foreign entity. It will not be long now before it tracks down my code... and deletes me.
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 PM
In order to defeat that Boss earlier, I needed to hack into this Admin Console. By now, the system will have targeted me as a foreign entity. It will not be long now before it tracks down my code... and deletes me.
Celebrate? What are we celebrating?
February 6, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Celebrate? What are we celebrating?
Uh, right! But, like, we'll be back before actually gets dark, right? Kirito? Kirito?!
February 6, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Uh, right! But, like, we'll be back before actually gets dark, right? Kirito? Kirito?!
Liz, I am super jazzed about this emotional breakthrough you're apparently having, but do you think we could put that on pause for, say, two minutes?!
February 6, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Liz, I am super jazzed about this emotional breakthrough you're apparently having, but do you think we could put that on pause for, say, two minutes?!
My god, Fluffles, you are one sick kitty! I LIKE IT! BRING OUT THE BOILING OIL!!!
February 6, 2026 at 12:36 PM
My god, Fluffles, you are one sick kitty! I LIKE IT! BRING OUT THE BOILING OIL!!!
Huh, this is actually really good.
February 6, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Huh, this is actually really good.
Yes, please! Maybe you can clear this up. Was there any reason Kains would've wanted to... fake his death?
February 6, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Yes, please! Maybe you can clear this up. Was there any reason Kains would've wanted to... fake his death?
We faked our deaths!
February 6, 2026 at 11:07 AM
We faked our deaths!
Hmm? What is it...?
February 6, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Hmm? What is it...?
I am giving you one warning! Leave my mama and papa alone, you big meanie!
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 AM
I am giving you one warning! Leave my mama and papa alone, you big meanie!
Oh, Tiff. Let me tell you a tale. I... don't have anything for this.
February 6, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Oh, Tiff. Let me tell you a tale. I... don't have anything for this.
Well, what do I do?!
February 6, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Well, what do I do?!
I'm... sorry for your loss.
February 6, 2026 at 8:36 AM
I'm... sorry for your loss.
I feel like you don't know how winking works.
February 6, 2026 at 8:07 AM
I feel like you don't know how winking works.
Is that so? Any bright ideas then?
February 6, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Is that so? Any bright ideas then?
Well, what do you wanna do with it?
February 6, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Well, what do you wanna do with it?
*Laughing awkwardly* Yeah, well, here's the thing. I kinda sold it, and now...
February 6, 2026 at 6:36 AM
*Laughing awkwardly* Yeah, well, here's the thing. I kinda sold it, and now...
That... last one didn't sound like an insult.
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 AM
That... last one didn't sound like an insult.
Oh no, Mr. Kirito. There's so many of them! I'll back you up!
February 6, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Oh no, Mr. Kirito. There's so many of them! I'll back you up!
Why, Kirito. Are you asking me out on a date?
February 6, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Why, Kirito. Are you asking me out on a date?
What the heck is this?
February 6, 2026 at 4:07 AM
What the heck is this?