@sapphie.bsky.social
31, sapphic, poly. Just another trans puppygirl account. Megafauna. System. Minors DNI. DMs open. If you know me from the other place, then you can reach out here too.
waow,,, very biteable btw
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 AM
waow,,, very biteable btw
When I bought heartgold like 5 years after release, it was still essentially full price even second hand
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 AM
When I bought heartgold like 5 years after release, it was still essentially full price even second hand
Especially especially if said gag or muzzle is locked
January 28, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Especially especially if said gag or muzzle is locked
Ohhh that's not supposed to change, Angel...
January 27, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Ohhh that's not supposed to change, Angel...
That's honesty best thing you could do
January 27, 2026 at 3:05 PM
That's honesty best thing you could do
I this economy, I'm not buying anything
December 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I this economy, I'm not buying anything
I know it's not the worst thing he's done, but genuinely fuck musk for what he did to twitter
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I know it's not the worst thing he's done, but genuinely fuck musk for what he did to twitter
Hey mom can I have some money
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Hey mom can I have some money
I read this as the depression saying it to the little creature, and I don't know what this says about me
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I read this as the depression saying it to the little creature, and I don't know what this says about me
Just got back from the polls, so glad that they're not going to breed MY face 😌
November 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Just got back from the polls, so glad that they're not going to breed MY face 😌
I am a big woman so I chose a big dog breed (samoyed)
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I am a big woman so I chose a big dog breed (samoyed)
Better not forget the keys again then, or pretty soon you'll need somewhere to store me. 😵💫
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Better not forget the keys again then, or pretty soon you'll need somewhere to store me. 😵💫
As long as there's not a second box when you leave again
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
As long as there's not a second box when you leave again
Do you mean block people who happen to use plurality because their messages come from the bot instead?
Follow up question, can you block the bot itself?
Follow up question, can you block the bot itself?
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Do you mean block people who happen to use plurality because their messages come from the bot instead?
Follow up question, can you block the bot itself?
Follow up question, can you block the bot itself?
"Hey so, the weirdest thing happened while you were gone..."
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"Hey so, the weirdest thing happened while you were gone..."
Can the context for this be explained in less than 8 hours?
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Can the context for this be explained in less than 8 hours?
The only 2 options are "you lose" or "we lose"
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The only 2 options are "you lose" or "we lose"
Wait that's a hilarious point. On the flip side, they need comically simple treatments.
Imagine the toon medkit now:
-bandages (to wrap around forehead)
-arm sling
-crutch (single pack)
-gloves (to wear while pushing headbump back down)
-giant spatula and tire pump for crushings
-icepack
Imagine the toon medkit now:
-bandages (to wrap around forehead)
-arm sling
-crutch (single pack)
-gloves (to wear while pushing headbump back down)
-giant spatula and tire pump for crushings
-icepack
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Wait that's a hilarious point. On the flip side, they need comically simple treatments.
Imagine the toon medkit now:
-bandages (to wrap around forehead)
-arm sling
-crutch (single pack)
-gloves (to wear while pushing headbump back down)
-giant spatula and tire pump for crushings
-icepack
Imagine the toon medkit now:
-bandages (to wrap around forehead)
-arm sling
-crutch (single pack)
-gloves (to wear while pushing headbump back down)
-giant spatula and tire pump for crushings
-icepack
You get $11,466.66
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
You get $11,466.66
D&D is the generified term for any fantasy TTRPG, occasionally just any TTRPG regardless of theme.
November 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
D&D is the generified term for any fantasy TTRPG, occasionally just any TTRPG regardless of theme.
He can't just be a troll, but paradoxically, he can't be serious either.
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
He can't just be a troll, but paradoxically, he can't be serious either.