You must understand that many of the people having children also cannot take care of themselves and they're just winging it with the kid.

Oh yeah that's the new citrus diet coke

I'm so glad I'm not the only one. Time cube and grand celestial do occupy an outsized portion of my consciousness

May I suggest the additional strategy of watching like a hundred sword demonstration videos on youtube so when you think of cold steel that's what pops into your head first

One time a couple years ago my boss came into the office sick, thankfully wearing a mask at least. As the day went on and he got tired of wearing it the story morphed from being sick to "I think I'm over it now" to "it's just allergies" to excuse not wearing it anymore. 🙄

Reaaaaally hoping it gets unfucked in another 4 years but god it sucks only getting to be a person for 4 years at a time

Yes and also somehow I read it as webfisting at first