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Sar
@sar.bsky.social
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sar.bsky.social
Holy fucking shit I saw Goose at SF Masonic N2 holy fuckin shit
Goose band playing onstage at SF Masonic with many rainbow lights
May 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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In a lapse of judgement, this morning I attempted to make a new Facebook burner account to use strictly for Marketplace.

Until I came across this.

Gonna be a fuck no from me dawg
A screenshot of a Facebook identity verification instruction: Header: Confirm your identity with a video selfie Body: To make sure you’re a real person, we need you to record a video selfie. We’ll ask you to move your head during the recording to help us capture your face at different angles.
May 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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#HandsOff San Francisco / Apr 5 2025

Me and 20k of my closet friends in the Home Depot parking lot (SF Civic center)

#HandsOffSF #HandsOffSanFranciso #HandsOff2025 #MakeAmericaGayAgain
A queer [me] holding a protest sign in front of SF City Hall My sign says: Make America Gay Again [the word “gay” is colored in with the progress pride flag] My hot friends holding protest signs My friend on the left holds a sign which reads: Make American Government Muskless Again [also contains an image of an erupting volcano with Elon and his lily white beer belly hanging out, shooting out of the top] My friend on the right holds a sign which reads: Cut Government Waste [the words are superimposed over a guillotine that has chopped off Elon’s head, which is lying in a basket at the base of the guillotine] A woman holding a protest sign that reads Ok Donald- You Want Us To Treat You Like A King? [with an image of a guillotine below] A protestor holds a sign that reads: Please! Only You Can Prevent Fascism [with a picture of Smoky the Bear in the middle]
April 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Me and the girls watchin our favorite channel
April 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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I’m sorry to hear that - Looks like I got a video, I hope it can help
March 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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#TeslaTakedown including my favorite sign of the day
A protestor wearing a Statue of Liberty crown and a sandwich board notifying of upcoming events regarding the Hands Off action on Saturday April 5 A protestor holding a sign with a picture of Trump in makeup similar to that of Divine, which reads “Filth is my politics FILTH is my LIFE”
March 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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#TeslaTakedown
A person holding a protest sign which reads: Don’t Drive A Turd (And the T is the Tesla logo T) Two people holding signs The person on the left holds a sign that says BUY A KIA The person on the right holds a sign that says NO 👑s (Presumably taken to mean “No Kings”) Two people holding signs The person on the left holds a sign that reads: I hate DC Nazis! The person on the right holds a sign that reads I like my cat better than DOGE Reject Oligarchy A group of protestors One holds a sign that reads NO ONE VOTED FOR ELON MUSK Another protestor holds an American flag
March 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Tesla Takedown Sunnyvale - March 29

Huge turnout, possibly double last weekend

The grandmas were back with their chairs!

Had 4-5 agitators filming for their YouTube trying to pick a fight 🥱

Tons and tons of honks and waves!
This weeks protest sign which says Elon is a NOOB Myself, moisturized, masked, holding my “Elon is a NOOB” sign A person holding a sign that says NAZIS I HATE THESE GUYS The grandmas protesting from their walkers and folding chairs
March 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Kash Patel’s face lookin like the face babies make when they are actively shitting their diaper
Kash Patel making a face that indicates he’s shitting his diaper
March 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Tesla Takedown Sunnyvale - we got the furries and the grandmas, which means we are on the right side of history
#TeslaTakedown
Protest pic centering a person in gray rat fursona wearing a black T-shirt, jean battle vest, holding a lime green sign that says: Rodents Eroding Elon’s Equity A group of protestors holding signs that say: Boycott Tesla No one is above the law 2 of the protestors are elderly women sitting on chairs and walkers and giving me ideas for next weekend The other 3 protestors are standing around the seated women A protest sign in red Tesla font that says: YIKES A protest sign in black ink that says: GTFO ELON
March 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
sar.bsky.social
There’s a mockingbird that’s been starting his bullshit every night around 12:30a-1a

The grebe, scrub jay, and robin in the recording were all his fine work

Not pictured: car alarm, car door locking, other robotic sounds
Screenshot from Merlin.app showing an audiogram at the top and a list of birds below: -northern mockingbird -western grebe -California scrub jay -American robin
March 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I haven’t had the opportunity yet to get to know a baby

I’m autistic and I’m pretty sure that since I’ll likely have trouble with baby talk I’m probably just gonna talk to him like a little pal of mine

Also this is an incredible opportunity for me to crochet the funniest shit, starting with this
Screenshot from Ravelry dot com “The nursing beanie” An image of a woman in a blue shirt nursing a baby that is wearing a crocheted beanie that looks like a titty The titty hat in the flesh, or the fiber An arm holding a crocheted beanie in cream and maroon fiber that is shaped like a boob with a nipple
March 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Me and my hot friends exercising our first amendment right to tell Elon to fuck off

#TeslaTakedown @thejasonkelley.com
My dirtbag ass (purple mullet, acid wash jean jacket, belt bag, doc marten Chelsea boots) in front of the Van Ness Tesla showroom, holding a cardboard sign edged with blue tape that reads “I’ve had it with these motherfucking nazis in our motherfucking government” My dirtbag ass (purple mullet, acid wash jean jacket, belt bag, doc marten Chelsea boots) in front of the Van Ness Tesla showroom, showing off the back of cardboard sign edged with blue tape that reads “he doesn’t even go here” My friend in a brown leather moto jacket, brown pants, and EFF hat in front of the Van Ness Tesla showroom holding a sign on a stick that reads “Make American Government Muskless Again” My friend in a denim battle jacket with a variety of pins, black shirt with protest text (I didn’t get a good pic of it sorry!), camouflage joggers, brown boots, and sunglasses, in front of the Van Ness Tesla showroom holding a sign on a stick that reads “Cut Government Waste” superimposed over a guillotine with Elon’s head in a bucket
March 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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I pruned the shit out of my stonefruit tree (a gamble, but it was a while since good upkeep) and now these Good Sticks are turning into wreaths and other upcycled shit
A leafless tree that has undergone a recent pruning A pile of sticks, and tools of the trade (a handsaw, a mug of tea, and a Bluetooth speaker) Sticks organized into piles by size and bendability A large teardrop wreath and a small round wreath hanging to dry
March 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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It is March 3rd and I am absolutely already on my bullshit
A kitchen counter with a bowl of ground rosemary, a basket of dried orange slices, a pie plate with rosemary branches stripped of leaves, and a mason jar with cilantro sprigs in water
March 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Back in my Mohawk era
Side profile snapshot of an alternative-looking person with purple mohawk haircut. Person has stretched ears and many piercings, is wearing pink tinted glasses, and a blue bandana with pink flowers.
February 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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I do in fact have this bumper sticker on my car and I regret to inform that the color did not last however the message remains strong and I often catch glimpses of people behind me taking pictures of my sticker spread
Image of a car bumper with various stickers: -a small multicolored sticker “support your local dumpster” -an iridescent skeleton hand throwing devil horns -a yellow sticker with green font “life is trash and I’m dumpster diving” -a black sticker with Frank Reynolds smiling face “when I’m dead just throw me in the trash” -a pink sticker with a cartoon frog in a cowboy hat “this is my second rodeo” -a green sticker with blue font with a cat on a skateboard “bye” -a faded yellow sticker with black and red font “Keep honking! I’m sitting in my car crying to the cranberries 1993 hit single, ‘linger’” -a white sticker with orange font “where have all the cowboys gone?” -a shiny orange transfer sticker featuring the DMB firedancer
February 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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This one keeps eating through my yarn as I crochet 😆
A calico kitten laying on a blue patterned blanket
January 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Screenshot from Facebook report flow that has been edited to say “I’m in this photo and I love it”
January 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Damn we really aren’t allowed to have fun anymore
January 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Building back my following list
A person laying bricks
January 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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YES. MY DOPAMINE
Screenshot of BlueSky search tab with Trending Videos beta section circled
January 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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We are so dumb. We are so cooked. #TikTokBan
January 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Dewey Cox’s dad saying “The wrong kid died!” From Walk Hard
January 19, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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The green jacket that Melania Trump wore during a visit with immigrant children that reads “I really don’t care do u?”
January 19, 2025 at 6:39 AM