I heard the Mayor of Oak Hill on the radio yesterday talking about the fact that no one has returned his calls for assistance and it’s a serious issue. At least someone’s trying for y’all.

Have you seen the photos of Minaj and Trump holding hands!? So ick.

@lesleyest I called and asked if they could work on your street. It probably won’t help, but I asked.

It’s an interesting wave of IVF going on in DC for sure.

I’m going to need you to enjoy it a little extra for the rest of us though!

Enjoy your time in the sun Ted Cruz! Did that help?

If you memorize the ratio the rest is tweakable.

This morning’s cup brought to you by the Lindt Easter bunny I found at the back of my cabinet and a sprinkle of salt. 2oz+8oz.

He intends it to be. Now she has to do the work to undue his disrespect. Typical.

If figuring out your life without that job is less stressful(note I don’t say less scary) than living your life with that job, you have your answer. The rest is just fear, nausea and change. None of those will kill you. Stress will.

Yep, right next to the 7Brew I think.

Sinbad stopped and stared at my drunk neighbor and I trying to start a lawnmower in the front yard on a Sunday morning. Just stood on the sidewalk and watched us. Then he went on down the block walking a small poodle.